She's baaaack. - The Sarcastic Blonde

We haven’t heard from Heidi Montag (or her obnoxious other half Spencer Pratt, Praise Jesus) in quite some time.

Well…. she’s back. This weekend she hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas.

Apparently she worked out for 14 hours a day leading up to her hosting gig. WTF???

By her side was Hef’s recent ex-fiance, who attended the party on her would be wedding day. Classy.

Don’t worry too much about Mr. Hefner. He, OF COURSE, already has another ~~twelve year old~~ blonde by his side. Yep. The same week as a marriage is called off, Miss January is already in the mansion and knocking boots. Lovely. No wonder people hate Americans.

out with the old (right blonde) and in with the new (left blonde)

In other reality TV news, two fellow Bachelor & Bachelorette contestants got engaged!

Chris was the so-so-sweet runner up from Cape Cod on Ali’s season who had lost his mom a few years earlier, and Peyton always seemed like a normal, nice girl on her season and on Bachelor Pad.

A more shocking proposal: after only three months of dating, Nikki Reid and American Idol’s Paul McDonald are engaged.

3 months??? Seriously people???
“They are just so happy and in love.”
No crap… it’s been 3 months…what is there not to like at that point?

Finally, the most ~~shocking~~ disgusting wedding news of the week:
51 year old Green Mile star Doug Hutchinson (I had no idea who he was to be honest) married 16 year old “aspiring” country singer Courtney Alexis Stadden over the weekend in, where else, Vegas.

this ridiculous picture says it all.

They say “love is ageless”. No. No it’s not.
Seriously, what is wrong with people? And where the hell are her parents?
And since when do 16 year olds look like that??? At least she looks legal.

Happy Tuesday 🙂

xoxo

*photos via people.com, socialitelife.com, eonline.com

Comments

Natalie says: June 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm

I am so embarrased for Heidi and Crystal. Remember the first season of the Hills when Heidi was normal? What the F happened to her?? Her boobs are ridiculous and a better question is who is actually paying her for these events?? But I am happy for Peyton and Chris!
vmacandcheese.com says: June 21, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Ugh, I thought we might actually be rid of FrankenHeidi. All that effort at the gym and she still manages to look gross.

In other news, I opened up People.com this morning and started laughing at the title of this article: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20504119,00.html
Sundresses and Smiles says: June 22, 2011 at 4:05 am

Bahhh, this post cracked me up! Happy for Chris and Peyton! And seriously 51 and 16!!?!?! That should be illegal!
Jen says: June 22, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Heidi & Spencer must have run out of money… usually that's when they start making their public appearances again!! 😉

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kiki says: June 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm

THAT girl is 16!?!?!??!?!?! ew