And you know I have strong feelings about Miley when I think she is the lesser of these choices.
Speaking of “ugh men”…. Ben…
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The skinny dipping with Small Mouth. I haven’t really had a liking for Ben ever, but for no particular reason. This gives a very definite reason. That was more like sex in the ocean than skinny dipping. Save it for the fantasy suite Small Mouth. I bet he’s having a great week with his “fiancé” watching all of that happen. So inappropriate.
some small mouth favorites for your enjoyment:
Was anyone else bored with Part I of RHOBH reunion?
Arguing about a “Maloof Hoof” comment? And so bitter over saying the shoes were pink instead of nude?
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Please. Yawn.
I’m sure the next 2 parts will be great… and I especially can’t wait for the sit down with crazy Kim. Although sober Kim discussing rehab probably won’t be as entertaining as crazy Kim all season was. Damn.
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But that’s why we have Brandi for the next 2 rounds!!
Why do I continue to watch Kim Kardashian?
I didn’t feel one ounce of sympathy for her during the final episode…. and when Kourtney called her a bitch knowing full well what was going on, I may or may not have smiled. I know… speaking of bitch… I can’t help myself sometimes. She then tweeted LOL’s about her ugly crying face in the episode… yeah, the whole situation is just hilarious isn’t it Kim? Make sure your 9 pounds of mascara are fixed before you go say your 3 words of the day to Kris. Because the make-up is the serious issue here. Priorities.
Lilo has moved out of her condo and into, where else, the Chateau Marmont
she looks so awful here
That should go over perfectly.
Nothing I love more than your coffee talk posts. Seriously make my day. So true about Adrienne- why is she such a bitter betty all of a sudden???
Love this. So upset that the hottie dated Amy and Miley. Makes me judge, a lot.
I die reading about small mouth. Everytime I watch her I now call her small mouth to all of my friends and then make them read your blog. You are hysterical!
Somethings I wish I never knew..Amy Winehouse? It almost makes me feel like I have a chance with him. Have I told you how much I love Coffee Talk? I am telling you again. So funny!
I cannot wait to see The Vows! I may make my mom go see it with me on Valentines day! I wish it was coming out over the weekend I will be visiting mark!
I am not a chick flick kind of person usually but I CANNOT wait to see The Vows. I think it's partially due to my love for Channing Tatum. Next up…the Maloof Hoof? How is that insulting. Everyone quit ganging up on Lisa..don't you see that Taylor is the crazy one that should be Iced out? And I can't express to you my love for Brandi. I agree with everything she says and I think she is amazing! Can't wait for Round 2 to commence! xoxo
I really want to see the vow! Channing Tatum hosts SNL this weekend…i'm excited!
oh my gosh, i love this! especially all of the courtney faces. they are AMAZING! i cringe every time i see her weird facial movements- such a strange/evil character. such a cute blog! xx
I knew there was something weird about Courtney's face but couldn't place it–definitely the small mouth!!
ok, that's it. i'm officially in love with you. so glad SOMEONE is talking about the bachelor…i was afraid that i have been the only one secretly watching it on tuesday morning recap via hulu.
thank you!! ben was a TOTAL loser for falling for it..and by "it", i mean small mouth.
Obsessed with this series!!! Literally watch ALL those shows and had the same reactions. I hate small mouth. And Ben. And if you read reality steve…you probably hate him too. UGH.
There were so many things that made me chuckle in this post. Your RHOBH is pretty spot on and I could not agree more about seeing the Vow. (read: sappy)
Courtney irritates the crap out of me and Ben looks like a cave man. He's an idiot for hooking up w her. I can't believe anyone would cheat on my girl Gwennie. And I'm watching the RHBH reunion as I type! So far boring.
girl you are fabulous! and the best entertainment report I have ever seen! I get all the news I need straight from you! 🙂
xx
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This post is freaking hilarious. Love it.
YES, she does have a small mouth. How have I not noticed that??!