discuss amongst ya-selves…..
The Women Tell All on Monday kicked it off by showing us of the Bachelor Reunions in Vegas….
how much sex is going on here?
How pathetic are half all most of the people in this room??
It completely reminds me of all of the old MTV people on Real World and Road Rules that I watched when I was 12 who I just saw are still on television and being pathetic.
don’t worry – I do not watch this. But the people I do recognize from this pic had no jobs and no lives when I was 15, and apparently still don’t. I guess the Bachelor cast-off’s are still faring a bit better than they are because I think most are employed. OH – and they’re good looking.
Whoever was making out with Kasey better realize Vienna probably gave him all kinds of STD’s. Who is Lisa P? I hope this is just her way of trying to make it onto Bachelor Pad, or her with alcohol poisoning, because no one in their right mind should be making out with Kasey.
The whole thing is just a big Bachelor Pad plug – but hey, I’ll take it.
Who was this chihuahua (I definitely had to google how to spell that) person?
I barely recognized her, but LORD is her voice nails on a chalk board!
Have fun finding a boyfriend with that. If there’s one thing men love more than hearing us talk, it’s us talking loudly, like a dumb blonde, with the voice of a chihuahua.
The girl that looks like “Virgin Diaries” had ever right to tell her to Shut Up.
twins. twins I tell you.
onto Courtney/Small Mouth
I had a weak moment and thought she looked seriously beautiful for half of this interview…then she did a small mouth bite lip in Chris Harrison’s direction and I remembered it was all a ruse and I can’t stand her.
“im not a mean spirited person”- psshhhhh.
line of the night.
fake crying? real crying? eh who cares…. I think she just cares that the tabloids are trashing her and her family and digging up dirt. She doesn’t give two craps what the girls think, and is clearly just trying to clear her name in the press.
The real story the press should kill her with is multiple freeze frames of her horrifying small mouth poses.
It makes me wonder what kind of dumbass she is to think she can say all of that on The Bachelor, where they love this crap, and think that producers won’t air every single second of it.
It’s not Small Mouth’s fault…. they say Pretty and smart hard a combo to find….
and finally, Blakely. my true favorite part of the boring as hell 2 hours.
I truly commend her on trying so hard to defend herself, and getting so upset at being called a slut. She’s all “since when does VIP cocktail waitress mean slut!?”
It doesn’t Blakely, you are right. That’s wrong of us.
It’s when you google your name in you are all sorts of nakedness and soft corn porn come across the computer screen.
It’s when you google your name in you are all sorts of nakedness and soft corn porn come across the computer screen.
and this is as PG as they get.
Oh my Lord – I won’t put this one here, but she is posing sexily with a toilet seat at a club and I seriously can’t stand it I’m laughing so hard –> find it here
But bless your heart for defending yourself Blakely. Good job.
GCB is amazing!!! Anyone else watch the premiere?!
Kristin Chenowith is incredible in her role, as are all of the other women.
I was laughing out loud at everything that came out of her mouth.
If you aren’t watching, check it out On Demand. It is definitely more risqué with the humor than I was expecting too which was a nice surprise. Example: the opening 60 seconds is her husband dying from crashing his car because this is happening:
Oh Jessica…. Still no Baby, but you’re showing us everything and telling us it’s a girl to keep us from freaking out that you still haven’t popped baby girl out yet.
Other pregnant women shots liked his didn’t bother me as much, but I can’t figure out why this just really is not attractive to me at all. But I know “the pregnant body is strong and beautiful and” and all of that so I’ll keep my thoughts to myself on this one….
Except GIVE BIRTH this isn’t normal. And one week til her new fashion show starts!
Selling LA is one of my new favorite HGTV show’s.
It’s like House Hunters, but you don’t have to get upset that the episode you found time to watch is featuring a couple with a $75,000 budget for a house in the middle of nowhere.
Brandi and LeAnn smiling together?
I don’t like this. They need to go back to hating each other. And eat some cheeseburgers.
For Snooki first came baby, then came ring,
the whole thing is almost too sad to even laugh at. almost.
I don’t have much to say about this either because it scares me too much to think about her having a child for too long.
Over the past couple of months of Coffee Talk posts you’ve probably realized how much of a freak I am. Well…. I’ll take it a step further. Remember how we discussed how Center Stage was the best movie ever last week?? Guess who made me scream at my TV Sunday while watching TV?
Yep. Only I would notice Jody…. Jody who clearly did not do as well as Zoe Saldana post-Center Stage in a Shamrock Shake commercial.
Probably because I’m the only person who actually keeps watching the TV during a McDonald’s commercial.
Why can’t this quick knowledge and recognition be applied to useful things in my life? Like why I walked into the kitchen/bedroom/bathroom?
Happy Almost Friday 🙂
xoxo
OMGGGG I knew she looked familiar! Poor girl. And omg so much to say. Going to watch GCB now, you sold me. And Blakely posing with a dirty toilet seat is just too good to be true. LOVE coffee talk Tayo. Best day of the week!
I don't even watch the Bachelor and I find this totally entertaining! The stuff you dig up is too good! GCB however, I lloovveedd too! Kristen Chenoweth nails that role every time she plays it! I agree on the Jessica Simpson cover – I'm just not sure how I really feel about it. Maybe I just feel like its too much?
Jody also played a psycho stalker/killer on one tree hill, what a career. Dying at that toilet seat pic bahaha terrible!
You are too funny… good job spotting Jody that is hysterical. This toliet seat photo is too much!
WOW nothing says sexy like hanging out in a bathroom covering yourself in toilet paper!! GAROOOOOSSSSS!!!!! And I know it's pathetic, but my husband and I STILL watch the Road Rules/Real World Challenges. We can't help it! xoxoox Elizabeth
I just googled JS last night because I wanted to see what all the hullbaloo was. I say…unoriginal. It's been done…by a lady named Demi. Stop the naked madness.
Seriously, WHO makes out with Kasey?? Why? Why would one do this? I was getting so annoyed with the chihuahua girl that I may have been telling her to shut up, outloud. Brad came in the room to see who I was talking to. Embarrassing? Yes, but she was THAT annoying. And whoa- I had no idea Blakely was a real life slut.
Love this!! I can't get over that Jessica picture either don't worry I feel like she's been pregnant for like 2 years I hope that baby is due in the next few weeks!! Don't worry I recognized Jody from center stage only because she had a guest spot on One Tree Hill last year where she played a crazy stalker haha!!
I'm with nat ( haha funny since that's my name too) but I instantly recognized our Center Stage girl on one tree hill and please don't judge I still watch that show. I have a weakness for bad teen drama. Poor Jessica posing nude was a bad idea I still don't understand why she hasn't given birth yet and why did Elle want that on the cover!!! Too much belly. The Bachelor pad is just a good excuse for losers to exchange StDs. And I may or may not have applied to be on Road Rules- it was cool in the day, thank god they didn't choose me!
I'm sorry but that Jessica Simpson Elle magazine cover grossed me out!
Such a fun post!! I cannot STAND Courtney's mouth contortions! What is up with that? Can't wait for the finale!
your coffee talks are the best. i didn't even watch this season of the bachelor, but i feel i know all i need to know from you 😉
and somehow thru all my fast-forwarding thru commercials, i ALSO spotted jodie sawyer in that mcdonald's commercial, lol. she's also had a few guest spots on pretty little liars.
oh and also watching gcb. it's fluff, but it's fun fluff. and i have a huge girl crush on kcheno!
I love that I saw Jody on the Mac commercial as well — and she has even shown up in a few One Tree Hill episodes! And THANK YOU! Jessica Simpson needs to have that baby girl – it's just not right that the baby is seemingly stuck in her stomach forever!
For anybody calling Blakely a slut, my mom happens to know Blakely. I live in Charlotte, NC and I've met her she is extremely sweet and nothing like the produces showed. Also Blakely during the reunion was making fun of Courtney calling her a slut when Blakely never took her close off COMPLETELY on national television.