I’m home from Vegas…. and alive (I Think???) …. and just wanting to have another vacation where I am drugged and sleep for 72 hours straight.
While my body stops shaking and learns to forgive me, go over to the best website anyone has ever told me about EVER.
my perspective on people
sober
drunk
when I forget that I ordered something online and it comes in the mail
I literally pee my pants laughing at every. single. thing.
if you don’t laugh, you have a heart of ice and no personality.
xoxo
Thanks to this post, I have spent the last 30 minutes on the website scrolling through pages and pages of these things! haha How do you copy and paste them? I wasen't given the option to copy when I right clicked on them.
BEST website ever!! One of my girlfriends sent this to us all last week and we haven't stopped laughing since, I check it every day now haha!
hahah this is so amazing! pretty sure i'm going to spend the next 2 hours on this site..