discuss amongst ya-selves…..
amanda bynes continues to go insane.
it is amazing.
now she has decided that she wants to be black,
pierce her face, and turn into a pseudo-christina aguilara right when Stripped came out mixed with a current Nikki-Minaj.
dear ashley amanda, it didn’t/doesn’t look good on them.
and it doesnt’t look good on you.
So in one of the MOST dramatic boring seasons of The Bachelor EVER,
especially after Tierra left,
Sean picked Catherine.
The girl who all season rarely smiled, never looked Sean in the eyes, and constantly stared off in the distance or at the floor when talking to Sean. When she met his family, she told his parents that they just laugh and smile so much together and that’s how she knew she was in love!!!
All of this was said without a single smile or laugh.
At the After The Final Rose she was finally actually smiling and laughing. Probably because she can see the day when they can finally do more than hold hands and kiss on the horizon.
They want to get married SOON. They are in LOVE and READY.
Read: he made a religious promise to keep it in his pants, but is ready to get at it again, and she is acting like she is totally great that it’s in the pants, but is secretly freaking out that she is marrying a person she barely knows and reallllly barely knows at all in the bedroom.
So ready to get married = so ready to …….
But congrats. The ring is amazing; you both are nice, normal, and seem to have normal families.
That’s a big first for the franchise. Touche.
Desiree was anounced as the Bachelorette,
and Justin Beiber’s mom is upset!!
She wants love!!!!
The 37 year old who acts like a teenager (I think it was Oprah I saw her on years ago? It was pathetic) also tweets like a teenager: “OMG OMG OMG!!! NOOOOO. Seriously Sean!?”
Good God. No wonder your sons pants are
completely below his ass cheeks at all times.
completely below his ass cheeks at all times.
I love me some Gwynnie, but I’m not so sure I’d love to live with her.
She keeps her kids on a low-carb, gluten free diet because all that crap is bad for you.
aka that’s why it tastes good.
She says they can get a little cranky and hungry when the bread, pasta, and cereal are gone.
No shit!! It’s called Hangry for a reason.
But you look pretty damn good,
sooooooo
But you look pretty damn good,
sooooooo
liam and miley are totally done
and i love it. eeeee!
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sure they havent confirmed it, but no rings and being seen out constantly with no comment is a complete and utter yes
liam… you dodged a serious bullet with this one
RHOBH:
why does kyle insist on having serious talks and confronting her sister and crying when at THE most public and inopportune times?
any party, dinner, or work event:
rest assured, kyle will bring uncomfortable things up and cry.
Obnoxious Marisa is apparently as drunk and high as Kim previously was, because she insists on calling Kyle’s husband MAURICE over and over again. Why is it so hard to get his name right? And why the hell doesn’t he correct anyone?
ps. why do you keep wearing your hair like this?
how old are you? TOO OLD.
p.p.s. the only time we can even slightly pretend to want you on the show is when your hot husband is present, yet you continue to be on without him. not cool.
The return of Dana (aka PAM) was just plain amazing.
I haven’t witnessed someone trying to light a cigarette for 15 minutes off a candle since my (10x more fun than life now} college days.
Andy my love, less Marisa, more PAM!!!!
There is just no better way to end this than Pam.
So that completes this edition of Coffee Talk.
p.s. sorry I’m not sorry for all the gif’s.
xoxo
my love for you knows no bounds. also i love how that photo of marisa is "candid" aka she was definitely posing. I want to tell her hot husband to run. I"m so happy pams back!!!!! "did you know?? $15,000…" (points to heinous shades"
what the what? that's amanda? coocoo. i want to know why marisa always dogs her husband when he is 10x hotter than she is. she acts like she's doing him a favor.
so spot on with rhobh. marisa, that hair, just stop. love the dana gifs.
also! i nominated you to partake in this liebster award thing. the deets are on my blog!
http://limeandsaltplease.blogspot.com/2013/03/liebster-award.html
Ummm the gif's were amazing! Did you see I made one today? totally inspired by all the ones you post! haha Desiree is the new bachelorette? I didn't know that. And geez Marisa really does love wearing her hair like that! So Brandi was in Dallas for a book signing and I forgot about it! I'm so mad at myself. But she was on WWHL and said she hooked up with someone while in Dallas. Interestingggg!! I think my tweets are probably as grammatically mature as Biebs' mom! oops No wonder I don't have a ton of followers. haha And hell to the yes about crazy Dana!!!!!!