discuss amongst ya-selves……
THE BACHELOR
lucy, the hippie
so my friend informed me that lucy went to SMU.
Lucy…. the Hippie….the naked hippie….. at SMU?
Those of you not from the south may not comprehend this,
but this makes NO sense to me.
At least she’s still around to keep the coming weeks entertaining.
but this makes NO sense to me.
At least she’s still around to keep the coming weeks entertaining.
The dates they pick on this show are so obnoxious.
Why must there be a stupid photo shoot or music video even season?
“but it’s for a good cause, so we totally should get naked or else we’re bad people”.
so stupid.
The producers picked the only two with jobs – teacher and district attorney, and make them be nude to ruin their careers. Hey, I know what’s fun! Let’s have your 1st graders see you naked on tv!!! And Lawyer girl! Let’s have no one take you seriously in court!!
seriously abc?
Victoria:
I mean… I can’t.
It’s just too good to be true.
“if juan pablo is mine I’m going to straddle him every day.
because thats what life is about!
straddling!”
“Kelly said she wanted to put a barl collar on me because I’m too loud.
I’m not a dog, I’m just a bitch.”
I’m not a dog, I’m just a bitch.”
then she said THE HYMEN MANUEVER
THIS SEASON IS SO DAMN GOOD ALREADY.
those three quotes alone made 2 hours of BS tv worth it.
those three quotes alone made 2 hours of BS tv worth it.
“i may have had a little too much to drink.”
sweetheart, “i may have drank too much” is my middle name, and “may” and “little” need to be removed from your sentence. holy crap. you are nuts.
oh my god is that what I sound like every sunday morning?
“mayyyybeee I had one too many pinot grigios.”
“mayyyybeee I had one too many pinot grigios.”
The first impression rose girl who never smiles:
Plus, she sings opera – and the people that sing just drive me insane.
She is so miserable to be there. When they all were in the limo driving to the house and then got out and cheered and ran like little schoolgirls you could see her in the corner of the screen hating herself for being there.
I can’t figure out if she is just so boring and awful, or if I have wrongly accused her because she suffers from bitchy resting face?!
Maybe she’s just too normal and mature (read: old -aka- the RIGHT age for a man his age with a 6 year old child).
That’s all I really have for today.
My apologies. I must have had slightly more of a life this week or something?
Some bullet points on other shows:
I’ve only seen the first 10 minutes of RHOBH, but that waxing scene with the thingys the waxer whipped out…. what the hell?!? Since when does that happen? I would scream and run bloody murder if an aesthetician handed one of those over. What kind of “salon” is this???
Also… WHY must this season of RHOBH be so sexual? it’s making me uncomfortable.
My apologies. I must have had slightly more of a life this week or something?
Some bullet points on other shows:
I’ve only seen the first 10 minutes of RHOBH, but that waxing scene with the thingys the waxer whipped out…. what the hell?!? Since when does that happen? I would scream and run bloody murder if an aesthetician handed one of those over. What kind of “salon” is this???
Also… WHY must this season of RHOBH be so sexual? it’s making me uncomfortable.
I can handle a lot of gross/dumb/inappropriate stuff,
but watching Carlton lick a stripper pole is getting to be enough.
Vanderpump Rules:
Stassi is just the most selfish person alive, and it is very entertaining. I have never seen someone make such a deal about their birthday. The best part is how she throws a (dramatic) fit about people causing drama on her birthday – and there should be no drama!!! Then she follows this up with telling her best friend that her boyfriend of 5 years definitely DID cheat on her and is lying to her. {said boyfriend is on the vacation with them all}. But Happy Vacation!!
Stassi is just the most selfish person alive, and it is very entertaining. I have never seen someone make such a deal about their birthday. The best part is how she throws a (dramatic) fit about people causing drama on her birthday – and there should be no drama!!! Then she follows this up with telling her best friend that her boyfriend of 5 years definitely DID cheat on her and is lying to her. {said boyfriend is on the vacation with them all}. But Happy Vacation!!
What do you think is going to happen after that one, Stassi??
Better question, why am I so excited to see what happens in the next 3 episodes and if Tom and Kristin will break up!?
I’ll catch up on everything else!!
I cannot stand Kristin! Just break up with Tom already! Too bad Tom doesn't want Arianna or Kristin for that matter. Stassi has grown on me this season. I feel like she's the only smart one and just manipulates everyone for her entertainment and ours for that matter!
fun(ish) fact: The first grade teacher isn't really a first grade teacher. She's a waitress at some trashy club in Cali. Reality Steve has some funny scoop.
You must have missed WWHL, Andy had Kristin and Tom on, they are very together and it looks like nobody is speaking to Stassi. Having said that, Kristin and Tom have the most unhealthy relationship….it's only a matter of time.
Just found your blog… so cute. Love your sense of humor. The hippie at SMU? doubtful. We just moved from Dallas and know SMU well.. Doubt she was in sorority.. keep blogging. love it.
I can hardly stomach ANY of the Vanderpump Rules cast, but for some sick reason, I can't stop watching. Like, they are genuinely horrible people, but I just get sucked in. I guess they make me feel better about myself? Actually I feel bad about myself for watching it! Kristin and Tom's relationship reminds me of all my dysfunctional high school relationships. xoo