discuss amongst ya-selves……
DWTS
I am very sad that sexy Randy is gone after only week 3.
And watching Karina dance and being jealous of her insane body was fun too.
But the main thing I walked away with from this weeks DWTS was more distaste for Erin Andrews.
Not only does she suck…. she’s mean.
She asks a question to one of the contestants, and as the person is answering,
she’ll cut them off immediately and say IT’S A TWO HOUR SHOW SOOOO……. and then cackles as if she said something funny, messes up her line sending it back to Tom, and Tom is quick witted and slowly speaking as if there is all the time in the world.
#bringbackbrookeburke
side note: love Chong.
but strongly disliking YouTube girl paired with my favDerek Hough.
WWHL :
I’ve been catching up on my episodes of WWHL.
Last night I saw the episode where the bartender for the night was the head of a sober living facility wearing a sober t shirt. right after introducing him, my boyfriend Andy Cohen introduces the drinking word of the night (the word was SHE. seriously.) and does the usual joke about drinking yourself to oblivion every time it is said.
I meeeannnnnnn….. I’m pretty inappropriate but a. having him as your bartender alone is insensitive and b. not taking the night off of the drinking game when you have him as your bartender is awful and then c. other than the word THE, picking one of the most common words in the English language to drink to so that it is a serious business drinking game is just horrible. Seriously, my boyfriend Andy Cohen? Come on.
Speaking of how appropriate I am…..
{this is entirely unrelated actually. shocker. honestly, just skip this paragraph}
go to DListed to realize that I really do keep it PG in here.
He on the other hand does not. At All. And I laugh my ass off at him.
In this post about Stevie Nicks and Don Henley’s unborn child (WHAT?! was this common knowledge!??) he weaves their song titles into the explanation of the story like a boss. If you don’t currently read DListed, you are missing out on a whole hell of a lot of funny.
I want to copy and paste things he writes on here all the time but they’re just too raunchy and I can’t.
But for real, why haven’t they had Val Kilmer play Don Henley in a made for TV movie on Lifetime? Dlisted guy is a genius.
Am I the only one who has grown to have a very strong dislike for Giulinana Rancic?
I used to love her, like, LOVE her…. but over the years it’s just become more and more….. not liking her at all basically. It’s hard to put my finger on why.
Her developing wine in tiny “shatterproof glasses” with xoG on it as a product is an example of one the million little reasons that add up to me just thinking….. eh, no, I’m so sick of you.
Oh wait. I lied. I can put my finger on a lot of the reasons.
I just erased them all though because I was feeling a little harsh…. ehhhh. Sorry.
if you feel the same way though I’ll email you my million reasons 🙂
Ok sorry…… I got away from things there. Basically I just don’t know why she thinks she needs to be creating wine?
You know what it reminds me of…..
Kevin Jonas being A CONTRACTOR that we discussed yesterday.
WTF.
For these posts always being about nothing, I feel like this week was REALLY all over the place. I’m like drunk uncle or something.
Also, speaking of drunk uncle, how bad was the premiere of SNL?
I was very disappointed.
Not disappointing:
SCANDAL premiere last week.
It literally was scandalous from start to finish…. very sexual I must say.
Even Meli’s lines….. wowza. TV has gotten so racy!! How can they say these things and show these things at 8 pm on ABC?!
I’m excited to pick up Lena Dunhams book despite never having seen an episode of Girls.
I don’t get HBO.
the horror.
I can’t even FATHOM what is shown on Girls based on what they are able to show on regular cable television. It must just be cover-your-eyes-but-peek-through-your-fingers-awful-slash-amazing. I’m too much of a lady to handle it I’m sure.
……. long pause…….
(spoken super fast and adamantly)
…..ok I need to get someones HBO pass and watch online…….
welp. today’s post made even less sense than usual I believe.
you’re welcome. and I reallyyyyy didn’t proofread once today….so I don’t even know if anything is in English.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
I agree with your thoughts on G – used to love.her. Now – meh. Didn't even watch the last season of their show… We should compare our notes of all things 'why'! 😉
I'll kick my list off with her being on fitness magazine covers + acting like she is remotely healthy when she weighs absolutely nothing and wouldn't gain even 5 pounds when she was having infertility issues….. I mean, seriously……. happy weekend 🙂
Totally agree about Giuliana- and I feel guilty about not liking her anymore. HBO is awesome- so many great shows. Girls…..meh….I've watched all the episodes but I don't even really like it? It's pretty racy (in an awkward way, IMO). Although I think Lena Dunham is hilarious!
Giuliana…ugh
I think Giuliana looks like an ant from A Bug Life. That is all, carry on 🙂
YEAS.
I used to love G but those furniture commercials are what did it for me…;) And you must watch Girls!! It's insanely vulgar but just as addictive! I bought the 1st season off iTunes and watched it all in one weekend. It's amaze-balls!
the furniture commercials were seriously the straw that broke the camels back…. they were playing when I wrote the post and then again JUST NOW as I wrote this this morning. ugh.
Glad I am not the only one without HBO. OK I about flipped when I saw Nick Jonas as the contractor I kept doing a double take like does this guy just look at like him until they confirmed it was him so random!! I am with you on G the clothes and wine pushed me over the edge. The wine is so cheesy it makes me cringe. and can we discuss Thersea and Joe getting sent to the slammer- wowza! I have to say I kind of feel bad for them. Last confession I miss Bachelor in Paradise what is wrong with me- my life is not complete without some sort of Bachelor tv on mondays.
haha oh my gosh I MISS BACHELOR IN PARADISE TOO!!! I feel like thats why I am so into DWTS…. I'm used to Bachelorette or BIP on Mondays and don't know what to do without it?!? It was so bad that it was SO good. have a great weekend 🙂