this time tomorrow we will have left the cold and will be on the beach soaking up some rays.
PAH-REACHHHHHHHH.
I’ve sworn off the tanning bed…. apparently for real this time….
I usually always allow myself one or two visits before the beach to keep me from burning.
for some reason, I’m being a healthy practical a-dult (read : old lady way of saying ah-dult) and not even doing that. it sucks. I miss my irresponsible, dangerous, who the hell cares self that looks SO MUCH better in a bikini with a tan.
so I’m relying on these bad boys to keep people from staring at me like I just arrived from Alaska.
they’re my favorite :: easy to apply, no streaking, subtle color that’ll help me out until I can *hopefully* get some real color this week {of the brown variety and not of the red please and thank you lord}.
and their slogan is “look good naked”, so I’m like, wellllll don’t mind if I do.
we celebrated christmas with both sides of kip’s family this past weekend here in chicago.
I am ready for some entertaining upon our arrival back, with two of my wishlist cookbooks arriving under the tree.
I will balance out my healthy recipes from skinnytaste with delicious fattening ones from ina.
it’s allllllll about balance people.
it’s allllllll about balance people.
p.s. ignore our barren tree now that the gifts are gone; now our lack of tree skirt is even more apparent. I plan on stocking up on some serious christmas decor when the 26th comes around.
who knew that tree skirts and stockings cost more than my life ?
I’ll hopefully be checking in from Grand Cayman, but just incase, follow along on instagram to see all the action the laziness, drinking, and pictures of my legs on a beach in a filter than makes me look as dark as humanly possible without making it completely obvious that it is definitely not the real color of my skin.
and one final christmas tip for your holiday gathering :
don’t forget your copy of Michael Buble’s Christmas Duets for celebrations with your fam or else your final party of 2014 will be ruined.
don’t forget your copy of Michael Buble’s Christmas Duets for celebrations with your fam or else your final party of 2014 will be ruined.
there are about 9 million SNL christmas skits that just kill me I laugh so hard,
but this one of my all time favorites.
