:: coffee talk ::

discuss amongst ya-selves…….

:: billy on the street ::

this is one of my most favorite shows ever. I love him.

the celeb appearances are always great,
like chris pratt learning absolutely no one knows who he is

Billy On The Street: Chris Pratt Lightning Round! from Billy on the Street

:: RHONJ: Teresa Checks In ::

or they had some ‘tre’ nickname for the show or something in the intro, but whatever its tre in jail.

I don’t watch Jersey Housewives anymore and haven’t for awhile, but I like to watch the reunions and this was on when I didn’t have anything else so I thought, why not!

I reaaaallllly can’t stand Joe. I’m sure the feeling is mutual for all of you. My dislike for him continues…. it’s like he wants everyone to feel sorry for him? and for her, but seriously for him.

I kept thinking I would be pretty good at this prison life thing: Joe says she has email access all day spin class yoga class and she gets to watch all the bravo shows.

UMMMMMMM. why is a prison sentence sounding like a life better than most people get to live?

then she’s on the phone and she’s like “we watched a movie last night, magic mike “

whaaaat? that seems like a really stupid idea for a movie to play in a womens prison when they’re all locked up and isolated, but okay.

my favorite part of the whole episode was when the younger daughter – I don’t know, she’s not the baby baby one but she’s probably 7 or something, puts her finger in Joe’s wine and licks her finger, like she does it all the time. Joe doesn’t even flinch.

#parentoftheyear

but seriously, I hope these jail-time-ladies know who they are messing with.

:: bachelorette ::

ben z from the latest season of the bachelorette competed in a fitness competition and I just felt the need to share the photos of him shirtless with self tanner all over his face.

also, josh murray and his GF post andi dorfman have split.

you heard it here first!

always keeping you up to date with the most important news!

:: RHOOC ::

I seriously can’t stand Tamra. And I really can’t stand Tamra acting like she is holier than though whilst still egging on the brooks/vicki/cancer drama mere minutes after her ‘baptism’. she even tries to get Pastor Mike into the drama and is like YES YES Shannon and Vicki talk over your issues with Pastor Mike….. um…… no, and tamra quit stirring the pot, and OH by the way is PASTOR not PASTURE.

SHE MAKES ME INSANE PEOPLE.

Vicki’s brother Billy brings his girlfriend Ronda (you following me here?) and Ronda is ready for a throw down Ronda means business.

Ronda doesn’t care who she offends or what rules she breaks because Ronda’s wearing A BLACK CARDIGAN to the all white baptismal event. You show ’em Ronda. And she gets all up in Shannons business and throws some serious bitchy shade about her affair (which at this point no one knew about so Vicki def broke the girl code with that one.)

if i hear girl code said one more time on bravo ill lose my mind.

blah blah blah there is a ton of brooks cancer drama (seriously what will we talk about next season since her and brooks broke up? enough people!)

but seriously, vicki’s response to everything like the fake story about Terry having to send someone to give him and IV in the middle of the night and all that jazz…… she’s really not doing a good job covering/lying for him.

this episode (especially scene in the limo with tamra) it was like she didn’t even know what to say in response to what should be an obvious “yes that happened” or “no it didn’t”. she’s like “i don’t know I was out of town……”

the drinking game of the night should have been when they say “jesus” or “devil” or “satan”.

:: miley cyrus ::

just when you think she’s gone as far as she’ll go….. HELL NO you are wrong.

I’m just going to post the title of the article I saw on Us Weekly and leave it that.

Miley Cyrus to Perform in All Nude Concert

featuring a Naked Audience getting sprayed with “White Stuff”

ARE YOU %$#^*()&&^ KIDDING ME!?

:: ANTM ::

americas next top model is ending after 22 seasons.

my condolences go out to my mother, the only person who still watches this show.

d-listed perfectly summarized all we need to thank tyra for:

Farewell, ANTM, thank you for giving us the return of Janice Dickinson, Natasha’s truth talk, Nyle’s body, Rebecca’s fainting spell, Tyra’s ultra dramatic “We were all rooting for you!” monologue, the musical masterpiece “Shake Your Body,” a busted beard weave and of course the bi-racial butterfly Jade

:: the voice ::

um. not a good idea, adam levigne.

:: jackhole of the week ::

this is a clear winner

the aunt that sued her 8 year old nephew, now 12, for accidentally breaking her wrist when he excitedly hugged her.

as if it couldn’t be worse :

Sean, who was 8 at the time of the incident, appeared in court with his father, Michael Tarala, on Monday. His mother, Lisa, died last year. The injury has been a continued nuisance for the woman who claimed, “I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate.”

jackhole of the week is an understatement for that one.

as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.

#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry

I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.