discuss amongst ya-selves……
:: The Bachelor ::
it’s already getting soooo good 🙂
I’m so glad the producers completely manipulate the show so that Lace is still around.
“I want to make sure Ben doesn’t think I’m some crazy girl”
— things said by completely 100% certifiably insane crazy girls.
also, she looks COMPLETELY different this week than she did the first night to me.
linsey, who I want to be best friends with, commented with the BEST thing ever:
Lace is 100% SNL’s The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party
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she talks through her teeth like her and even looks just like her.
I can’t. too good.
her rambling on about her elementary school pictures and how difficult it was for her to talk to ben about it….. someone please help this girl. lunatic.
moving on to Olivia…..
I can’t. too good.
her rambling on about her elementary school pictures and how difficult it was for her to talk to ben about it….. someone please help this girl. lunatic.
moving on to Olivia…..
her faces….. are really creeping me out…..
she’s being all dramatic sitting on the couch, with her face looking like this (see above and below) waiting for her name to be called for the first ‘one on one date’……
……and then when Caila gets it (like her, she’s adorable) Olivia’s face drops and it was HIGH-larious.
of course I can’t find a photo of that….
but trust me its not as good as the two gems above 🙂
of course I can’t find a photo of that….
but trust me its not as good as the two gems above 🙂
….and THEN her face when she won most compatible on that stupid love-science date – just close your dang mouth already! damn girl!!
I felt SO bad for Sam when she got the lowest score, Ben said she smelled sour, and then sent her home at the end. Ugh. Awful.
Also, if I had to put on tiny white spandex and a white tank top next to all of those skinny betches on national TV I would have been like ARIVADERCI BEN.
On these group dates, I’d be the girl with the oversize T over my swimsuit in the pool, or like in a mumu sitting on the edge of the hot tub with just my feet in like “sorry producers, I was unable to successfully catch mono prior to coming here, so over my dead body will you get a shot of my ass for america to see mmmmmkthanks bye.”
or who are we kidding I’d be the girl that got drunk night one and kicked out before the rose ceremony even started…. PAH-REACH!!!!
:: Kardashians ::
Kourtney on this weeks episode after Kanye’s Fashion Week runway:
“Doesn’t Kanye’s collection just inspire you !!!”
“Doesn’t Kanye’s collection just inspire you !!!”
THESE PEOPLE ARE MORONS.
and then…. this is the stuff that Kourtney puts on her app.
that people pay for.
I have no words.
the only thing more terrifying than this…..
Kylie’s video about 2016 and her Resolutions (video)
Kylie’s video about 2016 and her Resolutions (video)
HASHTAG OUR CHILDREN ARE SCREWED AND THE WORLD IS DOOMED.
:: RHOBH ::
episode 4567 of Vanderpump really GRINDING MY GEARS.
she starts the episode with cornering sweet little Eileen about meeting her husband and the affair and acts like she has NO IDEA what she is hearing.
its not news. your ex – bff brandi even flipped out on her about it last season.
vanderpump exhausts me.
although I do agree, Eileen just say I don’t want to talk about this.
and then Vanderpump does it all over again to Erica.
and does it every single week to kyle!!
all while smug little ken sits in the limo next to her.
do you think ken gets embarrassed being lisa’s little toy and following her around and going to the luncheons and dinners with all of the women and then “leaving” when they sit for dinner?
do you think he has any idea that he is just the bigger version of Giggy that can’t fit in her lap, but plays the same role?
HASHTAG DEEP THOUGHTS BY TAYLOR.
bethenny is back and I kinda love it! I love a housewives crossover!
bethenny about vanderpumps magazine cover + party
“thats a magazine? bella? I’ve never heard of it? “
hahahaha- YASSSSSS.
bethenny to erica’s face saying mean comments but acting like they aren’t and then having the comments get meaner and ruder when she is hosting her at her house? not so much. lock it up B.
learn to bow down to the queen that is Erica cuz I LOVE HER.
“I don’t know anything about margaritas. And I don’t know anything about being skinny. So I don’t mess with her SkinnyGirl shit and maybe she shouldn’t mess with mine.”
PREACH ERICA PREACH!
I hate seeing this David and Yolanda stuff…. her saying she doesnt know how she would go through it without him…. him making not funny asshole comments about her breast explants. ugh. its too much.
:: jackhole of the week ::
I’m watching WWHL with ma-boyfriend-andy-cohen and he has eva longoria on and ryan seacrest.
{after CURSING THE TV that we didn’t will the Powerball. EFF THIS SHEEYITE}
kip just turned to me and said “who’s that?”
about ryan seacrest.
seriously. seriously.
I mean its definitely the most understandable out of all of his “who is that” …. nothing compared to “who’s barbara walters” ….. but still ….. he’s an alien.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
I had the same thought about Lace and her SNL doppelganger!! I love Erica – I think she's such a breath of fresh air and she's legit hilarious! xo, Biana – BlovedBoston
I've yet to understand why everyone is coming down on LVP. She's not attacking, she's asking questions and being nosy; how else do you get to know people? . Why is Eileen acting like the story behind how she and Vinny got together is some big secret, not to be discussed? And, why is it wrong for Lisa to ask Kyle about Kim, but, it's perfectly fine for Bethenny to ask her?
I agree that Eileen should be a big girl and should have just flat out said I don't want to talk about this right now – but, I do think that Lisa Vanderpump just digs and wants to make people feel uncomfortable. I don't think its ever coming from a good place; I think she likes to make people feel inferior. BUT I think Bethenny could have said it off camera to Kyle as well, but they've been friends 25 years so to me its different. I hear ya though girl – I know I'm taking an opposite stance from most with my dislike for LVP!
Wouldn't you think that Lace from the Bachelor looks like Einhorn from Ace Ventura? BTW – love your blog and your Coffee Talk. I swear you write like I think 🙂 Keep it up!
that kit kat video!!! i cannot believe i just wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that.