“I can still party hahaha i know how to have a good time
:: Coachella ::
but dangerous.
Because it does things like this to Taylor Swift.
HUH? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT?
best part of whole thing :
LVP is wearing the dress Erica wears all season in her commentary.
HOW does no one on her team tell her this and HOW does she not realize it herself?!?
TOO GOOD.
Just sit your skinny ass down.
I love this show so, so, so, SOOOO much.
And I always enjoy the anticipation of Kathryn’s next meltdown.
This week, she agrees to go to T-Rav’s polo event as a family
(because she just bribed him into co-signing on a brand new place for her)
Before she has even stepped out of the car the polo match, she is FUMING.
She sees that OTHER PEOPLE are at this polo event!
HOW is this a family event if OTHER PEOPLE are there? it should be ONE MAN polo match!!!
Also, the only people T-Rav invited were the Godparents of their baby girl, who were so excited to finally get to see the baby again.
I mean, how DARE he bring the godparents the polo match.
You know what is totally acceptable though, when fuming about him bringing someone to what was supposed to be a Family Day?
Doing the same thing and bringing your own friend, but your friend has had SEX WITH T-RAV not that long ago. Godparents? He’s the devil. “Friend” using her for TV time that slept with the father of your children and lied to you about it? Totally acceptable for Family Day.
also, how if you have no money is that the house you are living in in Charleston??
this season just went off with a bang and hasn’t let up yet.
the whole bra party fight scene was just nuts.
of course john shows up hammered at a women’s bra party, because what man doesn’t do that?
I couldn’t believe Bethenny had the balls (yet I can) to straight up call him out for his love of booger sugar and basically says he’s coked up that night.
which from watching, I think he definitely was.
it really WAS a gift handed over on a silver platter that everything they were saying he had done is suddenly right there in that hotel room.
I love Dorinda but I really don’t understand this stuff with John but it must be some deeply rooted stuff going on inside her. The fight and the things she was saying — and then the next day driving to the Hamptons like its nothing!? Like, do grown ass people (or “the elderly” as Jules points out) really get wasted and fight and say things like your never seeing me again and blah de blah and then wake up the next day and its like oh never mind.
John is horrifying and any man getting in a womans face and doing what he was to Bethenny scares me. And also, she will cut you so bad choice in someone to brawl with.
and OK, I thought my eyes were decieving me week one when Jules and her husband were driving and that they must have, like, rented some van randomly for that weekend,
but now I know that thing they are driving is their car.
WHAT the hell is up with their conversion van thing with a giant wall between her and the kids and like two bucket seats for the kids and then a random corner for the nanny and just ALL of it.
I am SO CONFUSED.
and these women are gonna kill her when they hear her saying “the elderly” comments. I laughed so hard at that.
:: zenon fans, get excited ::
at the end of may, disney channel is doing an entire weekend marathon of all of their original movies.
I. CANT. WAIT.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
Good grief I love Southern Charm. It's so horrifying, and yet, I just can't wait. It's like, what gets me through Mondays…
Southern Charm is just the greatest. Landon is sooo whiny and Kathryn is just a crazy. There is not one logical thought in her head. Dallas is ok,I can't decide if I like it yet. Leanne is obnoxious and everyone else is kind of meh.
LOVE:) I did go back and re-watch the Housewives of NY episode. She never mentions the booger sugar in the original scene with John that we see, but later on tells Ramona that she told John "do you want to do some lines or something". So, I though she brought it up with him, but the show didn't use it for some reason. He is kind of a hot mess, but seems to treat Dorinda like a queen???? No clue.
Omg Pa-reach to all your Southern Charm commentary!! Esp the part about Landon! Get over yourself! And the rumors about her hooking up with Thomas are in-sane!
I'm pretty disappointed with RHODallas so far.. I feel like they really missed the target with the ladies they picked. 🙁 that Leanne chicks blush was not ok. I agree I think that she meant for it to be like that.. Yikes. Have fun on vacay! Looking forward to the next coffee talk as always 😉
Ok I got sucked into this one bec it's DFW and I have family there, and now I can't stop with this trainwreck. LeeAnne is going to send me off the edge. I mean…She is THE biggest poseur on the freaking show. "YOU ARE NOT A SOCIALITE. YOU ARE LIKE THE MAN LABOR FOR THE EVENTS." <— YES. Thank you. I just can't with her. But Stephanie seems like the real shit starter. Like…she tells these people about the impressions, and then throws her "best friend" under the bus. Brandi tries to be the "adult" about it, and confronts the psycho, and then Stephanie goes and apologizes and tells Brandi she should, too? Give me a break! They will not be friends by the end, just like it looks like LeeAnne's friend Tiffany won't be friends with her by the end.
Southern Charm has quickly become my new addiction! Xo, Stephanie
I read your blog often and always enjoy your Bravo (and Big Brother when in-season) commentary. Have you listened to the podcast Bitch Sesh? I'm new to it but it's a weekly hour discussion of the real housewives (and if we get lucky Southern Charm). You should give it a listen – I think you'd enjoy!