discuss amongst ya-selves……
:: bachelorette :: fantasy suites week ::
When Luke was sent home,
I never saw it coming.
(well…if they hadn’t shown us that she said “I think I have to say goodbye to luke” and just cut the To Be Continued before the rose ceremony, I never would have seen it coming.)
She was SO into him??!!
(well…if they hadn’t shown us that she said “I think I have to say goodbye to luke” and just cut the To Be Continued before the rose ceremony, I never would have seen it coming.)
She was SO into him??!!
But I will say that Luke saying he “never got a chance to say I love you” is BS.
UM robby said it on the FIRST date, Luke. Come on. That’s how this whole thing works.
Also I had no idea until my friend just told me that Robby went to my high school.
My high school was not large. FAIL. I am such a moron. In all of my googling I never realize this?!
I just can’t stand Jordan. I want to shake Jojo and knock some sense into her.
Even on this date, he says nothing of substance when she’s practically begging him for it.
Jojo : Where do you see the next year, the future?
Jordan : Um. I don’t know.
Jojo: But like, whats the plan.
Jordan: Either get fame with you or fame as the next Bachelor.
SERIOUSLY GIRL. RUN.
If she picks him, no way will they make it down the aisle. No way.
Robby has his fantasy suite date, but before her date with Chase, Robby comes running back in.
He just has to see her! He got a taste of life with her! He saw her in PJ’s and just can’t breathe without her!!
He just has to see her! He got a taste of life with her! He saw her in PJ’s and just can’t breathe without her!!
ROBBY : YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH YOUR GF OF FOUR YEARS!
also, random note, jojo didn’t touch her breakfast with Robby but ate a bunch with Jordan.
thoughts on this? I have a lot and think it’s very telling….. but I’m crazy…. so I’ll hold back….
also, random note, jojo didn’t touch her breakfast with Robby but ate a bunch with Jordan.
thoughts on this? I have a lot and think it’s very telling….. but I’m crazy…. so I’ll hold back….
Jojo baits Chase into the fantasy suite and sits quietly until he has talked enough and talks his way into saying I love you.
The second he says it, she walks out. She has to think about how to dump him now that the producers got what they wanted.
Then she walks back in and BOOTS HIM. I mean….. this was COLD.
Chase’s reaction? Pure Gold. He calls her out on it and then on his way out to the van he
cracks a beer open, and says “oh is this the fantasy suite?!”
YES CHASE YES!
YES CHASE YES!
Now that is the way to leave a show! No tears for you!
At the “rose ceremony” even though there is only two , Robby and Jordan are simultaneously wiping sweat and putting a hanky back into their back pocket.
I’m shocked they could even fit a hanky in there – both of their pants are skin tight.
They must think Jojo is really into the skin tight pants like Ben wore last season.
They must think Jojo is really into the skin tight pants like Ben wore last season.
Aw nevermind….. Chase came back and did a polite and sweet exit…. DARN.
next week :
MOM IS BACK! YEASSSS!
:: The Men Tell All ::
the level of ridulousness that these producers will sink to is just just so stupid.
chad has his own trailer, his own security guard that has to also stand next to the stage to watch him, and also a meat platter to eat.
alright chris harrison … lets get this 2 hour show that could easily be 45 minutes on the road.
alright chris harrison … lets get this 2 hour show that could easily be 45 minutes on the road.
Someone finally called out alex for his napoleon complex (santa? I think it was santa? Whom I like but SERIOUSLY don’t take your jacket off and try to fight Chad, simmer down) but UGH Alex. UGH.
I swear alex’s watch was a digital watch when they were interviewing chad and cut to him.
I SWEAR.
I SWEAR.
Wells says the only intelligent comment of the evening and said that the guys, in chads defense, did kind of “lord of the flies him”. I guarantee 70% of the bachelors had no idea what this meant, but Wells, I once again think you’re adorable and 10x better than half of these losers.
I don’t know whats wrong with me but I was finding Luke more attractive when he got sent packing and also when he did his interview at the Men Tell All. As you know, he does NOT do it for me. Maybe its because he didn’t cry like a baby in the limo when he got sent home? (FINALLY! Touche Luke!)
Jojo apolgized to Chase for sending him packing mere seconds after him saying I love you. Poor Chase, he thought they were about to take their shirts off and she sent him to the door. I for one am not sorry the cruel event happened because it was high-larious to watch him crush a beer and climb in the van saying “is this the fantasy suite?” Other than Derek crying with “Don’t Cry for me Argentina” it was the top move of the season.
Jojo gave the vague “Im really happy with where I am now” when Chris asked her, and I can’t tell if she was giving poker face to not reveal anything, or not that happy, because she didn’t look very happy?
and I’m sorry, she is THE CUTEST thing I have ever seen in my life. I have loved her – I want her hair and her face and all her clothes and all of it.
so the question remains… who will be the next bachelor?
Chad????
:: RHoMelbourne ::
IT’S BACK! Friday nights.
Last weeks intro episode was great – I really, really like the Melbourne seasons even though I have to rewind more often than I’d like to admit to understand what the heck they are saying.
:: RHoMelbourne ::
IT’S BACK! Friday nights.
Last weeks intro episode was great – I really, really like the Melbourne seasons even though I have to rewind more often than I’d like to admit to understand what the heck they are saying.
and YES.
all three of the Everybody gif’s are necessary and will be here every week.
you’re welcome.
:: shah’s ::
seriously how are these people even friends with mike?
shouting “no wonder your husband left you” at your friends mom?
I actually no longer even feel bad for jessica because shes insane for putting up with you for 5 years she must have some serious screws loose.
he seriously makes me ill.
he seriously makes me ill.
:: RHoOC ::
I’m not even discussing the sex ed convo in the costume store between david and his daughters
not. gonna. do it.
Heather – do you want “Chateau Dubrow” or do you want terry to be home?
Do you want a chef and to drink champagne while you watch a chef cook your dinner?
and WHO.CARES. if he’s working on mothers day?
Do you want a chef and to drink champagne while you watch a chef cook your dinner?
and WHO.CARES. if he’s working on mothers day?
I will never understand these things
you can’t have chateau dubrow with 5 different types of ice without Terry working
Man do the OC housewives love a theme party?
And why do I feel like they are never on a weekend, always on a work day?
(example with this one, Meghan has her IVF appt the next morning and something tells me that would be on a Mon-Friday? …. just wondering…. but I digress…)
who is this Nina person with her sequin jumpsuit and her tatas out saying all this stuff I can’t even write on the blog?!
I wish I could get a better image of Nina, she’s the TaTa’s on the left
at first I’m really enjoying drunk Kelly,
but then it takes a turn for the worst.
Kelly’s husband (who is getting stranger by the minute to me) in every scene this whole time just stands there with a frozen smile on his face
shannon gets so worked up she really get her “DAVID! DAVID!” act going
“DAVID she’s telling me that my outfit isn’t 70’s!”
“DAVID david david david
they are calling me dumb
david david DAVID
stuttering and finds her way back to DAVID! DAVID!”
I mean SHANNON really? Just say something to her yourself, why do you run to DAVID (to be read in shannon’s voice) when someone calls you dumb? Seriously?
I mean SHANNON really? Just say something to her yourself, why do you run to DAVID (to be read in shannon’s voice) when someone calls you dumb? Seriously?
Kelly jumps straight to “no wonder your husband cheated on you”
LADIES. Seriously these OC people are animals. They go straight for the jugular.
Then Kelly becomes an owl with the “you who you who you who” thing and my guess is she DID do something and has something to hide. She was PEESED when she saw that girl was there. Also, I’m sorry, you’re the new girl and you’re just walking in and getting wasted and going nuts on the host of the party? Not okay! You need to wait, like, at least a few more episodes before you can get wasted and ruin a housewives party! Come on!
And I’m hoping her husband is just as wasted too bc he’s just smiling and staring and I’m truly armed.
(editors note: I think I figured out one of the reasons he really creeps me out… I mean, other than the fact that his own wife refers to him as Hitler and was too scared to go through a divorce with him, because ya know, thats not scary at all.
I’m sure zero of you will know this, but there was an episode of The Blacklist where the killer they are hunting is bald and takes his victims and puts them in a bathtub and kills them by pouring the chemical that disintegrates them over them and I literally had NIGHTMARES about this guy. Similar to the nightmares about one character on Homeland (the guy that breaks the wine glass on the counter and then goes for someones neck and kills her with it). So…. now that I wasted your time and you still have no idea…. that is why he scares me even more, and I would google an image for reference but I do not need that mans face in my mind again).
AND THEN vicki calls Brooks!!??
she is acting like all of this has to do with BROOKS!
Is Vicki seriously the most delusional of them all???
:: Food Network Star ::
HOW did it take this long for Miami Housewife Ana to get kicked off?
Thank goodness she is finally gone . She was awful.
sorry, not sorry.
sorry, not sorry.
:: RHoNY ::
I Finally stayed up and watched one while I wrote this post so I’m current with the NY Housewives episode! So much happened I can’t even wrap my head around it -and between Dorinda, Ramona, and Sonja’s commentary I was laughing and loving it.
NEWS FLASH: Bethenny is still bleeding. If we didn’t talk about it enough the last two episodes, we’re going to kick off this week discussing it AND end tonight discussing it. It’s our lucky day!
wait, so because Bethenny can’t go to hawaii so NO ONE can go to Hawaii?
this is such BS I’m sorry.
I knew Bethenny had an obscene amount of power over bravo and my-boyfriend-andy-cohen but MY GAWD does seriously the WHOLE WORLD revolve around you??
I’d be mortified – truly embarrassed and upset – if a huge group of my friends didn’t go on the planned trip just because I couldn’t go. WTF?
Can we just give up with Tom? This is a nightmare!
It’s his 3rd NYC housewife, he was with Sonja for years, he was with Ramona right before, and it sounds like when LuAnn was Sonja’s roommate they were sleeping together and he didn’t even say anything?
This guy not only sounds like a letch but he sounds certifiably nuts.
He’s the new slade smiley – he just wants to be with a housewife.
And LuAnn is too busy smiling and laughing as if her engagement is so hilariously wonderful and entertaining she can’t even see what is right in front of her.
Oh, I’m sorry, we’re back to bleeding. At Bethenny’s apartment.
If I hear about bleeding one more time. i swear.
If I hear about bleeding one more time. i swear.
Quit sitting on your white sofa whilst talking about how much you’re bleeding.
Quit reading your e-mails from your doctor about how to deal with your bleeding while sitting on the white couch.
THAT’S ENOUGH
so bethenny’s doctor says oh no you can’t go to palm beach and then miami, that wouldn’t be good for the bleeding, but just miami, because thats totally different. your fibroids will know your geographic coordinates and will act up if they find out you are in an extra location for a day?
so bethenny’s doctor says oh no you can’t go to palm beach and then miami, that wouldn’t be good for the bleeding, but just miami, because thats totally different. your fibroids will know your geographic coordinates and will act up if they find out you are in an extra location for a day?
Forget Lu and Bethenny, everyone else should say fine see ya in later we’ll be in Hawaii.
LuAnn is acting so immature dancing around the yacht acting like her engagement is literally the best news the entire world has ever heard.
Sonja to the crew walking on the yacht “you’ll be happy you only have us for one night”
Hashtag I just love Sonja.
And everything Ramona did from start to finish and every word and action were just perfection – as in sheer lunacy – this whole episode.
Can’t wait for her to stir the pot throughout the engagement party talking about her own sexual relations with Tom the whole time.
CHEERS!
Can’t wait for her to stir the pot throughout the engagement party talking about her own sexual relations with Tom the whole time.
CHEERS!
:: jackhole of the week ::
I literally haven’t seen this many scary movie commercials since October/Halloween and I just can’t deal
if they play one more for that movie “lights out” before I can plug my ears and say la-la-la-la to change the channel or fast forward Im never going to sleep at night again
they show stuff within the first 5 seconds and I can never get to the remote fast enough
:: mazel ::
bach in paradise AND bachelorette finale next week!!!
I can barely contain my excitement
And Bachelor Pad looks truly insane. I wish they wouldn’t give so much away in a preview so that we already know who couples up with who, but hey, you know I’m still watching!!!!
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
I don't know, I'm most likely in the minority here and I haven't watched the most recent RHONY episodes, but I have been keeping up with Bethenny and I'm glad she's been spreading word about her health issues. I suffer from the same problems as do many of my friends so I'm probably biased, but I think endometriosis and fibroids are a little on the taboo side so for her to be talking about it (even if it seems repetitive) can help others talk about it. It may not be as great as Yolanda spreading awareness for Lyme disease, but I still think it's something.
You definitely bring up a great point! I have a friend that just had surgery as well and I know it's not an easy thing to go through by any means. I hope you + your health get better soon!
My viewpoint is more that Bethenny runs Bravo and the world must revolve around her 🙂 So God forbid anyone take a vacation without her. Plus, it's literally been the only thing in her story line the last few episodes and when I'm watching Housewives discussing bleeding over and over again makes me a little sick 🙂
All said in sarcasm – things don't go too deep in thought in Coffee Talk 🙂
I gotcha. I know it's a light chat up in hurr, I just wanted to throw my point out there. I'll have to watch the latest episodes, but I do agree about the world revolving around her… (And that new custom Skinnygirl-like Jeep that I really want to hate but I secretly think is cute.)
No I'm so so glad you did 🙂 Because you're totally right! Anytime that brings more awareness is a good thing.
(And I totally think its cute too :D)
I loved watching Heather talk to Terry about working too much and Terry saying he would work less and then I see a commercial for his new show "Botched by Nature." I don't know how anyone is friends with Mike or GG but I feel like they are all actual friends unlike some of these other shows.
ok so I read some dish online and rumors are Luke is the next bachelor. I just am not down with him- the roses in the field was too much for me, overkill. Jordan is a turd although I fear she choses him and then of course they immediately break up. Robbie's pants at the rose ceremony were tighter than any I wear and was it me or were they super cropped?? I too am JoJo obsessed she is so tiny and has amazing hair and clothes!
frankly, i am just glad to know someone else still watches blacklist. YES I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE, IT WAS SO CREEPY. almost all of them are creep, but that creep factor was higher than norm.
also, ramona on wwhl commenting that she thought luann was the happiest she had ever seen her, but did not want to discuss or make a comment on her canary diamond engagement ring. WUT? you weirdo.
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