discuss amongst ya-selves……
:: RHOC ::
The drama from the accident in Glamis (drink!) continues.
For those just tuning in, after an ATV accident, Vicki was air-lifted to a hospital near Palm Springs by herself, and it was about 45 minutes from where Meghan King Edmonds home is located {with Shannon arriving at Meghan’s that day} .
SO. The ladies were very angry, Heather in particular (SHOCKER) when Meghan didn’t hear the news and go to be by Vicki’s side.
Should Meghan have gone? Yes. But whatever.
What was more strange was that when Shannon and David arrived, they go golf, they are already on the green playing, and only THEN does Meghan King Edmonds tell Shannon about the accident.
That was straight up weird. How can that not be the very first thing that comes out of your mouth when Shannon gets to your house???
It is very very strange that she waited; THAT makes me think that she wasn’t going to see Vicki no matter how bad it was, not that she didn’t realize the extent of how bad it was.
So….. we tune back in to Heather and Kelly Dodds at camp – just drinking Veuve and hanging out.
They call Shannon and the same thing happens – they are waiting for them to volunteer to go to see Vicki and no one is offering to go.
Meghan King Edmonds then informs Heather that “Mapquest says you are only 2 hours 6 minutes away.” Heather has already informed them that they are 45 minutes!
At some point during this Tamra makes it back to camp in her #ClassyAF bedazzled trucker hat.
So. Yep…..
Alright – ANYWAYS.
Here’s what I’m thinking….. separate from the fact that Meghan or Shannon should have gone and checked on Vicki and all that…. so what if you are two hours away? You are just sitting here spending the rest of the day drinking? {well… Heather is probably only drinking some, but we KNOW that Kelly Dodd is drinking from the moment they get back to camp}
You aren’t going back on the ATV? You aren’t doing anything?
You’re sitting there drinking and its only a 2 hour drive?
If you really thought she was in a condition for someone to be with her, you could have gone.
Sure, Heather’s son is there and she can’t leave him. But Kelly, your daughter can hang out with your husband for a couple of hours and YOU (to be said in the whooooo owl voice from Mrs. Roper’s party) – who is feeling completely fine with no complaints about anything – can’t go see Vicki??? And aren’t YOU (whoooo) the only one here who is Vicki’s little side-kick this season? Having to do dinners alone while the rest of the girls participate in activities that Vicki isn’t invited to?
YOU (whoooo) should have gone to the freaking hospital!
And I thought you’d love some time away from your awful husband!
But whatever, keep drinking away and bitching about others, it’s what you’re best at!
editors note: OK, time out.
When I was googling for a Kelly Dodd drinking gif from this episode, I came across this article from Radar Online. It talks about when her and her husband were divorcing and how she had to complete 10 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings as part of it? This adds a whole new layer to her getting drunk basically every single scene so far……
but I digress……
Back in the OC, Meghan goes over to see Vicki, and she did need to apologize, and she did.
Vicki is FOR SURE milking this and exagerrating big, big time; her daughter said it on the show and Tamra said it on WWHL after the show aired.
Oh, and of course we gotta go back to making it ALL about Heather.
She is seriously so self-righteous it’s insane. No one has called to check on Heather!! No is asking how Heather is sleeping at night!!!! No one is considering Heather’s PTSD!!!
Seriously Heather?
Then she goes to lunch with Meghan (oh, but she’s not eating! she already ate! obviously! she’s hear to set some things straight not stare at iceberg lettuce!) and sits acting like her mother waiting to reprimand her and demand her apologies. My face would be exactly like what Meghan King Edmond’s was.
Meghan takes the high rode this times and sucks up to Heather and says all the right things. Someone must have gotten in her ear about how this whole Vicki situation is going to make her look. Note to Meghan King Edmonds: Just do that next time! Earn some brownie points!
I do hate to see Heather get the satisfaction out of reprimanding someone and them immediately saying exactly what she wants to hear and them holding her hand. Damn!
ps. I think more inappropriate than Meghan King Edmonds not going to see Vicki in the hospital is her lifting up her shirt to reveal her 000 waist and 6 pack and say “Look!! I have a baby bump!!”
{silence and eye rolling up in here….. and again, shannon’s comments with “then I’m carrying a 6 month old” is just TOP. NOTCH.}
:: Project Runway ::
New season starts TONIGHT!!!!
I’m sad that summer is ending,
but I am loving that September means new seasons of shows!
Speaking of Project Runway…..
Tim Gunn’s comments on Kanye West’s fashion line are just amazing.
A particular highlight is :
“I think the only thing dumber than these clothes would be the people who would buy these clothes.”
Preach Tim Gunn PAH-REACH!
The article linked above also has some fun insight into Tim Gunn being banned by Anna Wintour from The Met Ball which I never knew about….. worth the read!
just a good gif that needed to be used…..
:: RH of Melbourne ::
I really do heart Melbourne. Chyka is just to die for. Janet too.
I’m also really loving Gamble this season – and everything with her wedding was actually so sweet and her husband seems so, so nice. I’m pretty much loving all of them except for one in particular.
There’s so much to say but all of it really boils down to one thing :
Pettifleur is just unbelievable.
I can’t.
Each episode it gets worse, and worse, and worse.
OH, and Lydia too. How could I forget Lydia. I really just can’t with her either. At all.
and its not even all of the horrifyingly dumb things she says, like the above gif for example, OR the horrifyingly rude things she does, like everything she is doing on this entire trip to Dubai. What bothers me most is her thinking that she’s funny and saying things that make no sense and aren’t funny in the slightest bit, and then doing the entitled ha-ha smirk at herself in her commentary.
ughhhh.
But otherwise…. you know me….. no opinions
But yeah…. other than those two, love ’em all. Even Gin-er is doing it for me this season…. that’s how bad Pettifleur is – it makes anything anyone else does pale in comparison.
:: Finding Prince Charming ::
Logo Thursdays at 10
OR – watch the full episode here and thank me later 🙂
Y’all. This. Show. Is. Ah-mazing.
And Lance Bass being the host is just the icing on the cake.
There are 15 guys vying after this very attractive Atlanta based interior designer.
I mean, look at him! Clearly they are all going to go nuts for him. And of course he is gay because God forbid straight men ever look like that for us ladies, am I right?! preach.
The first night he pretends to be one of the rest of the contestants so that he can see peoples true colors. That alone is just amazing and would be SO nice if it could happen on the Bach/Bachelorette…. which obviously it can’t but still.
Robby is absolutely the star of the show so far – he is hilarious and I literally can’t get enough of him.
Based on the group of men as a whole, I don’t think Robby is his type, but I’m praying that he keeps him {or the producers keep him} around long enough that we get more time watching him.
My-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen had Lance on WWHL and was commenting about how a whole lot of action must have been going down in the house without a doubt. I just love how this is a whole other aspect that we don’t get with Bachelor/Bachelorette – that the contestants can fall for each other in the house!
It’s like Bachelor in Paradise on steroids!!
My mom and I were wondering when it first started what they were going to do instead of “will you accept this rose” and her guess was “will you accept this condom” which I thought was genius and put me into hysterics, but alas, it is “will you wear this tie.”
LAME. Come on Lance! Bring out a gold condom for these hotties or something!!!
I just went to the link above where you can watch the full episodes and realized each suitor has a full video clip/bio thing so I definitely know how I’ll be spending some time later.
Seriously, for real, not joking, seriously, it was amazing.
Most importantly, it will totally fulfill my need while we wait for another season of the Bachelor to run my life.
But I feel like this is going to top the Bachelor by far.
:: Brandi Glanville owes IRS ::
You know how much I just love and respect Brandi Glanville.
She’s so classy and elegant and well spoken and kind.
…… oh I jest!
So I was kind of a little tiny bit happy when I saw that she owes the IRS tons of money.
I know its not nice of me….. but….. she’s not nice, so sorry not sorry.
also, is this a recent photo? because every time I see her she looks different, but this time especially.
is it colored contacts too or something?
:: RHNJ ::
So much and yet nothing to ever really say.
A particular highlight this week had me looking at the TV and saying out loud “Are you kidding me?”
We’ll pretend it was in the way that Teresa so often scrunches up her face and snaps “are you kidding me!!?? “.
Teresa and Joe’s lawyer : “Now Joe, you’re such a nice person that you need to be careful when you go away.”
Wait, I’m sorry, WHAT?
Either this lawyer is just as delusional as they are, or Joe has the mafia straight up all over this guy, and he knows one wrong move or wrong word and his ass is grass.
I mean really….. JOE. NICE?!?!?
Oh yeah…. husband and father of the year, year after year. Such a wonderful, kind man!
:: RHNY ::
I’m sorry, this whole eastern time zone thing really makes this hard!
Shows are on so late!
I have to watch tomorrow – but I have no doubt it was incredible!
Hope you tuned in and loved it!
Instead, we’ll look at a gif of egotistical maniacal LuAnn in one of her nine thousand moments of insanity in Miami.
:: MAZEL OF THE WEEK ::
dListed is the funniest news site around.
No need to even read his words (though those are great):
This is the photo he used under the title that Hilaria Baldwin birthed her third baby with Alec Baldwin.
To clarify, the mazel is for dListed, not for the birth of the baby.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
gifs via giphy, images ABC and Bravo
gifs via giphy, images ABC and Bravo
Eastern standard time is ROUGH. We moved to N. Carolina two years ago from Central. UGH
I seriously can't stand it!!! And I just went through now to correct my 9,000 grammatical errors, so my apologies that you read this before I was able to re-read haha 🙂 I really miss Central!
um I just started blogging myself but have been reading blogs for awhile but I wanted to let you know that coffee talk is pretty much my favorite thing on the internet and i look forward to it every thursday (is that sad?). ramona is one of my personal heroes.
http://brittanyisablob.blogspot.com/
you're so sweet!! ramona this entire season was just incredible. can't wait to check out your blog!
Amazing as always, definitely look forward to Coffee Talk! Not sure if you've mentioned or heard of the podcast Bitch Sesh. I have become hooked, in depth discussions of all things Real Housewives. Could be good background for unpacking 🙂
I agree , Brandi looks strange (new version of strange ) … after much pondering I've concluded that she's overdone the chemical peels and the Botox needle went a little crazy, causing her eyelids to droop! Ugh…