{I was wondering how this was going to get narrowed down, but he cuts 30 girls right off the bat after a 60 second intro} 
Set your DVR ladies. 
Warning : He’s seems like a total bro.  Hot, but a total bro.   But so far he’s super funny too.  I like him.  Probably a man whore, but I think he’s sarcastic as heck and you know I love that. 
UPDATE AS I’VE SEEN ALL OF EPISODE ONE: 
Y’all.  This show is SO GOOD.  It is just ALL laid out there.  
Finding Prince Charming and Catching Kelce are giving The Bachelor a serious run for it’s money.  

I wonder what other ways the producers will humiliate the ladies other than dancing as back up dancers on stage (no doubt the one that admits they “can’t dance” will be selected for this date, right after they show the one-on-one date of the girl who is afraid of heights bungee jumping off of a bridge :D) 

I have a hard time believing that all of this is her…. I feel part of her being this argumentative and looney is to get air time and keep herself as part of the cast when Theresa isn’t wanting a friendship with her. 


I really love the new girls Dolores and Siggy; especially Siggy.  

All of me would think that Vicki is full of BS, HOWEEVVERRRR it was very strange that Shannon then was all nice and chummy at Heather’s Book Party.  Their last interaction prior to this was quite tense, at the Candle Store Party, and she hadn’t been friendly at all with Vicki even before they had this recent argument.  
SO why be so nice after it? 

and of course Vicki runs her mouth about it to Kelly Freaking Dodd. 
ughhhhhh. 
and Kelly promptly tells both Heather and Tamra that Vicki has dirt on her.
It never ceases to amaze me that Kelly’s mouth really IS as big as her actual mouth. 
Kelly Dodd is running her mouth at the “Plastic Surgery Whatever The Book That No One Will Read Party is Called”.
editors note : I am not opposed to reading anything.  Much like my TV taste, my standards for books can be quite low – I like a good celebrity book as much as the next Bravo-whore.  However, why would I read a book about being a guinea pig for cosmetic treatments? It just seems pointless? And aren’t there probably zillions of things on the internet that already exist with opinions about what does and doesn’t work?
but I digress….. 


So Kelly Dodd keeps running her mouth about her marriage and Michael at the Dubrow’s Book Party.  Week after week this just keeps snowballing and I am scared for what’s to come.

Also, for DrinksMcGee Kelly to be calling Michael a Drunk I feel like that is really saying something.   Michael is for sure drunk at this party, and the way he’s talking to the women at the party is so painful.  But the way Kelly is squawking after him is awful too. 


Somehow the whole evening ends in them around a dry ice ice-cream bowl saying they’re going to Ireland next week because Meghan King Edmonds and her absent-husband found out they have Irish blood.  Because that makes sense??? 

BUT…. wait for it…. his friend didn’t want to be left out : 

I meannnnnn. 
It was hilarious and horrifying.  
….. and then there’s a big love triangle between everyone which is just great.
Lauren loves Nico who loves Emily who is also loved by Kelley (who is a boy) but Nico tries to kiss Sierra and for once everyone is getting along with Kate.  
And then Trevor’s replacement comes from England and no one can understand a word he is speaking, including Ben who is British.  

:: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE REUNION :: 
The outfits for these ladies are really giving Kathryn Calhoun and Carole a run for their money.
Lydia especially. 

Although for Pettifleur this was actually demure. 

I was cackling laughing before the introductions even started.
Pettifleur was asking if you could see a panty line the way she was sitting and 
Janet imitates Pettifleur with her voice and says “Who begs to differ… why would you need spanx if you’re in the best shape of your life?”

It. Was. Hilarious. 

:: LUANN ::
LuAnn “I’m getting married” de Lesseps is, you guessed it, getting married! 

I wasn’t sure if you knew that, so I wanted to clarify before continuing.
LuAnn is GETTING MARRIED.  
I saw this photo on a sidebar on RealityTea but can’t find an article for it when I click on it…. 

….. looks like she’s having a Bachelorette party with no Housewives in sight.
Something tells me she’ll have multiple Bachelorette parties and as many parties for the engagement and wedding as possible.
….I just wonder what she will be thinking about Tom and a Bachelor party? 
I’m sure he’ll be SUPER well behaved.  Such a gentleman that Tom is.  

Ohhhh I jest.  
Gunpoint robberies are nothing to joke about and I know it was serious so SIMMA DOWN now.