DISCUSS AMONGST YA-SELVES……

:: RHOC :: 

I could not care less about Tamra’s ankle.  Can we please, for the love of Gawd, quit getting xray updates of this BS? The only saving grace is that she isn’t in a Cut Fitness t-shirt.

Exhibit 947 why I cannot stand Vicki Gunvalson is this entire Italian dinner party.
They start attacking Gina for getting divorced when there is no abuse, no adultery, none of that.  Vicki is “bothered” by it.  I am literally ready to write a letter to my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen to get this woman off of my television screen.
Gina goes on and on saying she knows who she married and that she married a good man.  Just because these old betches are a$$holes or were married to a$$holes doesn’t mean they know what someone else’s divorce entails.

Then Shannon says “We all think that, until it comes down to the financial part.”  Gina responds with “we are not about money” and then DEFENSIVE DIVA Shannon is like “EXCUSE ME?! ARE YOU SAYING I’M ALL ABOUT MONEY?”! Ugh my GAWD Shannon. YOU just said this to her and all she said was no, that isn’t what its about.  Shannon you’re insane.  You need to take a xanax.
THEN. Vicki picks back up with “You took a vow in front of God” and when Gina says “I don’t believe in God I believe in a higher power” Vicki lays into her some more, saying she has no moral compass.  Then she adds in “wait until you try to date someone else when you have three kids….”
These woman are such awful people it’s unreal.
Also, Vicki, YOU took a vow in front of God TWICE already (three times if you count your desperate vow renewal) and YOU got divorced TWICE.

Gina sneaks off to cry in the bathroom and makes a call to Matt, her husband/soon to be ex, because HE’S HER BEST FRIEND.  As they talk Vicki is outside saying that “someones cheating….”
I. CANNOT.  I can’t stand this woman.

Vicki when “We had dinner served and you never came.  You missed dinner.  Why couldn’t you have dinner?”  Because you were jumping down her damn throat and accusing her or her husband of cheating and telling her she’s an idiot for getting a divorce!
I’m losing my mind……

Oh. One final note on Victoria Gunvalson.  When they were talking about the OC divorce statistic of 60% or 70% and she said “that’s why Breanna moved” I burst out laughing.  Yeah….. that’s why they moved.  I’m sure.

Kelly arrives at Shane and Emily’s to make amends.
I had been thinking for the past three weeks that Emily is saying “snarcastic” and SHE IS.  She is 100% saying snarcastic.  Is she trying to coin a word and be cute and funny? Because she can’t be that big of an idiot.  But it’s not cute…. especially because you are trying to use it to describe Shane….. who couldn’t be further from funny if he tried.And then Emily tries to leave them alone to talk! No!

Just sit your ass on the couch Emily and let Kelly Dodd attempt to apologize because she doesn’t do things like this!
:: Steve Lodge ::
I shared a lot of opinions about Steve Lodge last week, and I stand behind them.
And now I know more!
Thanks to my instagram friend @things.i.bought.and.liked.
She informed me that a few years ago Steve ran for City Council and put his name on the ballet as Steve Chavez Lodge to get more voters. CHAVEZ! This man is insane.
Then I found articles about him apparently beating someone for jaywalking and other incidents from his career as a police officer.
Now….. I can’t say what is true and what is not….. except that Steve CHAVEZ Lodge wears an affliction tee and thinks he’s important enough for people to PAY for a message from him on Cameo.
So clearly it’s a HARD NO.

:: Jerry O’Connell’s New Show ::
I somehow forgot to tape this and haven’t seen it yet and I’M THE WORST.
But I am very excited to watch!

:: Jim + Alexis Bellino Divorce :: 
Remember the fastest divorce in the history of Housewives/TV?!
And remember how Jim filed a law suit for $1 million against Shannon and Tamra? Well…. it continues!

Not only is Jim suing them for a million for saying “morally corrupt” things – which for the record you need to be referring to Faye Resnick if using that phrase – but now none other than Gretchen and Slade Smiley are trying to jump on the bandwagon.
The dumbest lawsuit, the dumbest news story, and the biggest dumbest fame whores desperate to latch on to it.

:: T Rav’s Arrest ::
Thomas from Southern Charm was finally arrested from his pending charges of sexual assualt and battery, and apparently can see up to 3 years in prison.  The arrest was from the allegations his former Nanny had made earlier this year, which no surprise, he denies, and he has spent his time running his mouth on twitter and instagram the past few months.

Something I’m confused on is if he is being held or if he already posted bail? Because this article says he is being held without bond?!
He is such a scum bag.
I cannot wait until JD gets his moment next…….

:: DWTS ::

Although I am disappointed with the cast this season, I obviously watched.  And I obviously enjoyed.  Lindsay is always one of my favorite pro’s and her partner DeMarcus Ware is one tall drink of water that I will happily watch every week.

:: DWTS JR ::

They are kicking off a Dancing with the Stars Juniors competition in October, and like anything that isn’t educational on television, I will be watching.  I really just want to watch the kid pro’s, not the kid “celebrities”.  Like, Honey Boo Boo? No thank you. But seeing Lindsay Arnold’s little sister, yes!

:: BRAVO AWARDS ::
I saw Dorit post this and it just kills me.
I can just hear her now “Oh Bubby! Everyone just loves us Bubby!”
ugh. 

:: RHOD ::
I mean did anything even in happen in Dallas?
At least it reminded me that I need to book a massage or a facial ASAP…..

:: MAZEL OF THE WEEK ::
My pretend boyfriend Kyle from Summer House is engaged!!!
Who would have thought!?
I can hardly wait until the next season of Summer House…..

:: JACKHOLE OF THE WEEK ::
The designer that decided we all needed to look at 3 boobs walking down the runway.
Was this designed by teenage boys or something?!

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:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE   #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day, and likely won’t do the next day either.  Or the day after that.

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