DISCUSS AMONGST YA-SELVES……
:: The Bachelor ::
Don’t worry…… I don’t think it starts taking over 4 hours of our lives every week until January….
but I could NOT believe this news.
Arie and his Mute Robot Fiancé Lauren are expecting A BABY.
I mean…… what every 26 year old engaged to a man she barely knows who just proposed to someone else and dumped her should do: get knocked up!
:: RHOC ::
(some commentary of last week’s episode thrown in, too)
Uhm. Tamra’s son Spencer. All I could think when he was on my screen was “Aw man, I didn’t watch Edward Scissor Hands during Halloween……”
My second thoughts were “Mom of the Year that Tamra” who puts her son on camera the moment he turns 18 and Simon can no longer keep her from doing it. And I’m sure all the televising of Spencer will really help mend things with her daughter.
I cannot with the plastic surgery close ups they were doing last week. Especially with the eye surgery. I CAN’T. Ugh. Gives me the heebie jeebies (how do you spell that?)
I am very confused about Vicki’s commentary regarding Don and his life insurance.
She is so desperate for Steve – and by Steve, I mean any man with a penis – to marry her it’s insane.
Another example of how Vicki may be a smart business woman but is a complete and utter idiot, other than her lifetime history with men, is going under the knife 72 times without ever mentioning serious health conditions. This woman is insane.
I’m just over Shannon this season.
I’m all for crazy Shannon, but now she’s just defensive and irrational at all times.
I want the lunatic that puts crystals in her teeth and takes a suitcase full of pills on vacation, not the person who freaks out over comments about “retirement homes”.
Her getting pissed off about the “mentally ill” commentary from Emily is fine though. That I would agree with.
We see Gina’s 34th birthday party and I just need to say – it makes NO sense to have 60 year old Vicki and 34 year old Gina. These women would never, ever, ever hang out in real life. It’s just not happening. We need to figure out what the eff to do with this cast.
All that really matters is that next week is the FINALE. Hallelujah.
:: RHONJ ::
I watched the premiere of NJ and I think I’m going to watch this season. I’m always one foot in with them….. they are just such trash and make me insane….. but I’ll give it a try.
I will NEVER understand people’s need to be ASS NAKED, especially with their spouses, on these shows. Marge is wearing a full face of lashes and smoky eye and concealer for days, but butt naked with her butt naked husband in bed. Why is the woman who has pajama parties (pajama to be read every time in Marge voice as puh-JAW-ma, obviously……) and who says she is designing pajamas because she is in her pah-jaw-mas until 11 everyday naked in bed WITH A CAMERA AND SOUND CREW instead of wearing pajamas.
And then…… a showering naked couple scene.
I CAN’T. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. What is wrong with people?!
And don’t get me started on the Mr. And Mrs. pillow cases……..
Over at ‘Ol Dolores’ house, it’s more woe is me about being an empty nester. Sorry not sorry, but it’s like, GET A LIFE. What do you THINK happens when your kids turn 18?! They start breast feeding again?! Quit calling your son and begging him to come home. I CAN’T.
(Seriously I always think that people like this are the one’s who are like that cover of Time Magazine where the kid is standing up 4 feet tall and breast feeding at the age of 6 because the mom has such attachment issues.
I also love when she’s like “If Frank lies to me again, that’s it.” Uhmmmm
I’m excited to see what the new girls can bring to the table.
:: RH of Dallas ::
I have not yet seen this weeks Dallas, with the continuation of their trip to Copenhagen, where I felt for the ladies as they tried to figure out what the hell to eat at this expensive restaurant filled with crap options like sweetbreads.
Kameron has officially lost her mind, talking about a “slipper slope from butt plugs to butt darts” and I am not even following what is going on, but I feel like she’s still pissed about Beaver Creek and D’Andra dropping a cup from her tush? How the lame drunken night following their trip to Beaver Liquors turned into arguments about Dallas Society involving Butt Plugs is beyond me….. but Kam needs to get her sh*te together. And so does D’Andra.
LeeAnne, though desperately trying to suppress her inner Carnie rage all of these months, is ready to come to blows with D’Andra when they make it back to their chutes-and-ladders-like hotel room. It must be seriously killing her to keep the carnie crazy at bay for this long.
The debate continues about if LeeAnne called Brandi an alcoholic or not, but I’ll tell you what, we all learned a valuable life skill from Brandi this week: If someone accuses you of being an alcoholic and drinking too much, the way to really show them is to be a complete and utter drunk who drinks themselves into a stupor at a Michelin starred restaurant. A-ha!!! Who ya calling an alcoholic now?!?!
I’m catching up on this weeks episode, and Stephanie trying to eat the pickled herring is the highlight of the whole damn episode. Bless Stephanie. She is definitely my favorite.
UPDATE: Ummmmmm this naked plunge with Cary and Mark Duber in front of EVERYONE. With his pecker just out and facing the ladies side! I CAN’T!!!! This might surpass Marge and Joe in New Jersey….. maybe……
The trip ends with more horrendous food. Ugh…. disgusting……
:: Below Deck ::
I’m just loving this season.
And I am desperate to go to Tahiti at some point in my life.
:: Vanderpump : OUT ::
After much speculation, the rumors are finally confirmed.
LVP will not return after the upcoming 9th season, and will only appear in part of the upcoming season.
I don’t know that I care….. do I?! Do you!?
:: Jenni Poulos versus Jeff Lewis ::
As you may be aware, Jenny and Jeff have had a big, like HUGE, fight and haven’t been speaking.
I listen to Jeff’s radio show on RadioAndy religiously (it’s my fav one there is) and then Jenni was also on my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen’s WWHL this week.
She also did an article in People’s Sexiest Man Issue and there seem to be a lot of conflicting opinions on what has been said and what happened. On the radio he said she had gone to Bravo and filed claims of abuse, which she says didn’t happen. That’s the biggest discrepancy and I’m like hmmm…… can Bravo clarify which is correct please?!
Either way, the radio show is gold, and I LOVE IT!
And I’m looking forward to watching it all play out on TV slash sad for their friendship after all of these years.
Are you on a side? Or believe one over the other?!
:: Jackhole of the Week ::
If you’ve been wondering about Rob Kardashian, here’s an update.
Don’t worry: He just sold his sock company!!!
Oh wait…. it was to Kris Jenner. Nevermind.
I hate to admit it but I have been religiously watching this season of KUWTK and the high anticipated Khloe/Tristan drama…..
shame on me…….
:: Mazel of the Week ::
CMA’s were last night and I just love the entire country community. They are all so kind and respectful and sweet! And Keith Urban makes my heart melt.
Some favorite fashion moments:
Kelsea Ballerini’s shoulders were insane, but she looked gorgeous.
and I love this sexy pantsuit look with the perfect, perfect red lip on Kacey Musgraves.
Olivia needs to realize this isn’t the Grammy’s and she isn’t some shining star at the CMA’s and take a backseat rather than getting mostly nude.
Oh….. and one more super random thing I just saw.
Lauren Bushnell from The Bachelor is dating Chris Lane, who used to date someone that competed for Ben Higgins on The Bachelor with Lauren. Just thought it was a little nuts so might as well share…..
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day, and likely won’t do the next day either. Or the day after that.