discuss amongst ya-selves……

:: The Bachelor ::
FINALLY.  Someone new.  I’ve been calling for this for YEARS.
Enough of the Bachelor Rejects that are nothing but instagram hungry jobless idiots.
It will never be the same as when it was early days (because of social media) when we had Bachelor’s like Andrew Firestone, but this is QUITE the newbie to finally be given!
slow. clap. 

Commercial Real Estate in New York City.
Co-runs a non-profit for underserved children – and not faking it but REALLY spending time working with them.
Oh, and of course Abs for days.
YAS, Matt.

I know the early episodes  are a lot of nonsense (like the obnoxious Queen Victoria chick)
but I have no taste in TV, so I enjoy it.

Perfect background noise to scroll instagram and fold laundry.

:: RHOSLC ::

Mary was almost completely absent from about 2 episodes in the middle there?!
I need to see more of the married-her-step-Grandfather-crazy-lady PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

ALSO, totally forgot to discuss her commentary about her house manager/cousin from a previous episode.  I am *really* believing all of the rumors about her and “stealing” money from her parishioners after hearing the way she spoke about her relationship with ACTUAL FAMILY who have been living in her home for 20 years.
And apparently there is a recording of her berating the members of her church for not giving enough money to her her church.  I mean….. it looked like she had more designer clothes in that house than Rachel Zoe.  I cannot. 

Jen Shah is truly the shey*te stirrer of all shey*te stirrers.  Tamra Judge can’t even hold a candle to this girl.

Going out of her way to be the one ON CAMERA and mic’d up talking about Meredith and her possible transgressions/relationships while separated….. I meannnnnn.  Wow.  If Meredith is currently friends with her after seeing all of this air I will be SHOCKED.

I’m also just so confused how she is married to a man who seems so calm.  He seems like an ANGEL.  I know opposites attract but…. Jen Shah seems like she is ready to implode if someone so much as …. well…. I was going to say blinks at her, but that already happened with Mary.

I cannot WAIT to watch this week’s episode with the next outburst from her in this outdoor tub situation.

Lisa seems like a true “normal” crazy that lives in complete lalaland.
A Diet Coke filled lalaland.

Whitney….. wowowow….. I cannot believe she said all of that to Jen at the party.

I have loved Whitney but this was possibly the worst way to ever confront someone with gossip/news, especially when that someone is JEN SHAH and it is her husband’s birthday party.
which of course makes for wonderful television, like chucking a glass at a Topgolf…..

And most importantly,
STILL LOVE ME SOME HEATHER.

I loved her just stepping aside at Coach Shah’s party because she knew it was all about to go down.
It’s like she knew broken glass was about to go flying everywhere.

She really is perfect.  In every way.

Okay…. when her ex-husband came in for the Galentine’s day scene.
I MEANNNNNN.

He has the personality of a fingernail.  I have better conversations with myself.
And I was cracking up about his take on Scary Movie 3 and
how the time change for a baptism was just too much and he was DONE.
Thank goodness she is done with him!

:: RHOD Premiere ::

I had no idea this season premiered.  Not a clue.  Completely missed it.

Sorry not sorry, but the new girl Tiffany is WAY too smart to be on any Housewives show, especially with this group. She graduated from Cornell at 19?! WHY ARE YOU WITH THESE WOMEN?!

Is the red head a friend of this season?! She must be……

Deeandra’s werk she had done looks real good.  Realllll good.
I hope this season is a good one.
I’ve been wary of the shows when they are filming the entire time during Covid…..

but Atlanta is still bringing it (especially with the new girl Drew and her life) so I’m sure it’ll be entertaining.

:: Harry Styles + Olivia Wilde :: 
Another example of me living under a rock is that when I saw the news about Harry + Olivia I thought she was still married to Jason Sudekis.  I had no clue.

I need to GET ON TOP OF MY GAME.  This is one of the ONLY things I am good for! And I’m ruining it!

:: RHOC :: 
I don’t even care about the show I just care that Braunwyn keeps
(in current times, with her current statements about him + news blurbs) becoming worse and worse.
The way she publicly treats him and speaks about him is mind boggling to me.
I don’t understand this situation at all.
She must have dirt on him or something to keep him around and quiet this long…..

:: BELOW DECK ::
I just cannot with this Chef. She is so INSANE

and I also REALLY want to eat her cooking more than anyone I’ve ever seen on Tv.
Also that 2nd/3rd stew is truly just so worthless at her job and I really can’t handle watching her on my screen much longer.

:: RHOP ::
The reunion was gewd but I wanted more.  Big things came out of it I just feel like it didn’t need to be 3 parts?!
Monique truly has no remorse whatsoever, but YES Candiace is truly terrible too.

I really did love the binder though.
Tabs, laminated, the whole thing.
I appreciated those receipts (and need to SEE ALL OF ‘EM, PLEASE.)
The main thing I took from it was UMMMM….
Jamal and Gizelle….. what’s the truth and where are we going from here?!

The fact that Disgusting Mr. Darby wasn’t there to be grilled is probably why the entire thing felt like a miss for me.  I’ve said it 74 times and I’ll say it again…. Ashley better have that baby and get the heyl out of Dodge.

:: TOM + ERIKA :: 
I really, really, really cannot wait to see how this unfolds.  I’m on pins and needles.

:: Kim + Kanye :: 
Do we think she’s really filing for divorce?!
I HOPE SO.

:: Hillary/Hilaria :: 
I know this is old news by now, but we only “discussed” on instagram and it was a really enjoyable deep dive.

Check out Tracie Morrisey’s instagram highlight titled Hilaria because it is wonderful.
Gif’s and all.

:: SOUTHERN CHARM :: 
Can Kathryn leave the show now?! Please?!

BUT.  Side note.  I just went to find a gif from the last episode and this photo came up.
I’m assuming this is her?! I didn’t even recognize her!

… and I know I’m forgetting 9,000 things to talk about. 
I’ll try to be back to my former pre-kids Coffee Talk days in the future
where it was about a 2 hour broken english read this year….
fingers crossed…. 

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:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE   #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
my apologies for lack of weekly Coffee Talk like the good old days.
My little twin loves take after their mother and if the television is on their eyes are LOCKED and IN LOVE and want nothing else which leaves me little time for my beloved TV until late at night.
I’m also too tired to proofread my own nonsense,
so if this reads as though Teresa Giudice wrote it…….sorry not sorry. 

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