discuss amongst ya-selves……
RHOBH:
So I finally caught up on Part I and II of Palm Springs, but other than Kim praying to a trash can nothing happened in part II, so we’ll focus on last week.
Kyle continues to wear the hideous bejeweled necklace neck leash in all of her commentary, which the store owner in the scene where they went shopping CLEARLY has not seen because all she did was talk about HOW AMAZING SHE LOOKED while Kyle smiled and giggled (vomit).
Meanwhile, Kim is seriously just as high as always during all of her diary commentary.
What is she putting in these juices that she is so obsessed with? She needs a juicer so bad she has to travel with it?
There’s got to a leeeeeetle something more than juice in those drinks?
There’s got to a leeeeeetle something more than juice in those drinks?
Brandi and Yolanda are clearly BFF’s because Palm Springs reminds them each of their favorite things.
Yolanda and her master cleanse, and Brandi and her booger sugar.
I really can’t stand Brandi and then she says things like that and I just laugh my damn ass off.
Yolanda: The first time I was in Palm Springs was the first time I did the master cleanse
Brandi: Oh really it was the first time I did cocaine
Yolanda: What?
Brandi: I’m just kidding. That was San Francisco.
Brandi: Oh really it was the first time I did cocaine
Yolanda: What?
Brandi: I’m just kidding. That was San Francisco.
Then she also says the highlight of Part II episode:
I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
Why the hell do people care if Jaqueline Joyce (she totally looks like a Jacqueline) is in the pool or not??? These women are so freaking insane that they will find a way to bitch about absolutely anything.
Methinks Lisa was being a giant bitch and pain in the ass in Palm Springs. First she acts like sleeping in a guest mansion is being sent to sleep in a closet on a cot.
No ironed sheets!! Oh my gawd – I’m appalled.
and then she totalllllly manipulates all of the dinner conversation…. I feel like each episode this season I’m seeing more and more conniving beyotch in her….she’s a serious manipulator.
We learn another lovely fact about Carlton:
she has a tattoo of a cross with F*ck You on it.
because those two things clearly go together.
and because as we know she is the classiest lady ever.
speaking of ironic, Brandi’s virgin mary bikini top …..
Oh! And we can add something else to our ongoing list here on Coffee Talk!
Things that Bloody F**ing Disgust Carlton:
DON’T use the words peer pressure!!! It is INAPPROPRIATE.
But Brandi calling Joyce a black person because she can’t swim is totally okay.
Michaele Salahi, the crazy-pants DC housewife that crashed the white house with that creepy-ass ex husband of hers,
married the lead singer of Journey.
and, the best part of all, it was filmed for Pay Per View.
seriously.
you can pay $14.99 and watch it.
who in their right mind would pay to watch this??
{soooo who wants to come over and drink so much Prosecco that it then becomes appropriate to watch this as a joke??}
Did anyone see the Spencer and Heidi E! Special,
because it was completely worth a watch.
Best part: Spencer talks about how he gained 50 pounds from eating pie.
Second best part: Heidi choosing that horrid baby blue v-neck oversized sweater to do her interview in.
whenever they show the old photos of her I still just can’t believe how cute she used to be.
Jackhole of the Week:
Who else? Kanye.
Check out a cop’s response to him comparing himself to a person in the military,
and South Park’s parody of his BS.
Thank you for your blog! It starts off my day with a serious laugh. Thank you.
Oh boy was Brandi annoying these last few weeks…and the past few years that spedi has been off the air have been wonderful..why E! WHY?! lol
So over-the-top with cray. How about fellow blogger and reality star Courtney. Matt was the love of her life? Now I need a shower.
I love your blog. SO much. Thanks for always making me laugh!