About Me

Welcome to The Sarcastic Blonde!
My name is Taylor and I recently moved from my beloved Chicago to settle back down in my hometown of Atlanta, Georgia with my husband.
The Sarcastic Blonde is a go-to for anything and everything from fashion, food, fitness, and a dose of sarcastic gossip about your favorite shows and celebs. I am a devoted Bravo-holic and reality TV fan, and love to recap the shows weekly in my Coffee Talk posts.
Nothing is off limits, as long as it’s all done with a strong dose of sarcasm
and a reminder to not take life too seriously.
Be sure to follow along on Instagram, Bloglovin, and Pinterest!

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Thanks for reading my little blog here.

allow me to tell you some things about myself.

that’s me up there. in the coats. displaying my level of maturity.

this is also me, with some more effort put into my appearance.

I mean… not a lot.
I practically rolled out of bed that day….. I just wake up like that.

I use this blog to share completely unnecessary, unimportant, mindless, dumb tidbits of information and opinions.

I’m a fairly simple person….. easy to please…..

and not a small amount of wine..

ha… oh no….

I don’t even bother pretending I have my sh*z together.

…. it tends to vary from one day to the next.

keeps it interesting.

the older I get, the wiser I’ve become.

I watch an insane amount of television.

some people believe watching too much television is bad for you.

and I’ve heard crazy rumors that some people don’t even have cable.

or a DVR.

or anything.

if that is you, you have stumbled into the wrong place.

run as fast as you can.

sometimes I may surprise you and share some deep thoughts on here.

I may have a problem with pretending other drivers can hear everything I’m saying, and having full on angry conversations with them while I drive.

I may or may not have gotten this annoying habit from my mother.

my husband comes home from work and tries to explain how his day was using all his adult-big-boy-job-language.

I’m a newlywed.

The honeymoon stage is still totally on.

The proof : my home life pretty much looks like this:

my husband working, me trying to get his attention

I’m basically like Gwyneth Paltrow when it comes to how I nourish my bod.

on any given day you can find me doing pretty much the same thing.

When I write my blog posts,

I often fear that my words don’t come across as I intend them to.

sometimes I ramble and have really long run on sentences and then don’t edit my posts or fix the 9 million grammatical errors and therefor have entire paragraphs that make no freaking sense.