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:: Weekend Link Love ::

Welp…. we made it to the weekend.  CHEERS!
But as a friend said to me, does it really matter what day is it anymore?
(I still say YES it does beccause on the weekends I have an extra set of hands from my husband, but I definitely don’t know what day it is anymore except for what shows are on that night….)

My weekend plans include lots of walks in the fresh air (my legs are killing me from the hills in our neighborhood on our daily walks), watching the premier of Top Chef All Stars, eating my face off, and maybe doing some more organizing and purging between wrangling the twins.

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coffee talk

:: Favorite Shows to Binge ::

I’m an expert of nothing… except being a lazy ass in bed binge watching television every chance I can possibly get. {what does it say about me that my ideal lifestyle is causing mass pandemonium for others?! RHETORICAL question, don’t answer that!}

Today I’m sharing the NUMBER ONE SHOW you all need to be watching to fill your souls with happiness and love and sleep like a baby. (As well as sharing all the trash you need to watch to keep yourself entertained).

So slap on a face mask (the FUN KIND) throw on your heated neck massager, pour yourself a glass of Costco Prosecco, raid the snack drawer, and settle in for some good old fashioned binge watching.
(I also highly suggest these Lazy Readers that allow you to lay flat and watch TV, but again, I’m a professional.)

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fashion

:: Big Time Self Care Sale ::

Nordstrom rarely does BIG sales other than their anniversary sales but NOW IS THE TIME!
There’s tons of clothes on sale, but more importantly, lots of home items to cuddle up with, beauty items to pamper yourself with, workout wear to stay motivated in, and noise cancelling headphones to drown out the sounds of your partner who is now working from home with you (SOS).

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fashion, Oufits, recipe

:: Tuesday Things : A perfect coat, Retinol Rec’s + Instant Pot Meals ::

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
To be honest I *completely* forgot today was St. Patrick’s day…. words I never thought I would say.
I have a huge roundup of random things today including a favorite cozy coat that feels like a blanket, Retinol Recommendations, Easy Eats + Instant Pot Recipe, and a new favorite skincare product I’m using.

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beauty, beauty products

:: Steal of the Day : My Favorite Makeup Product ::

I’m as far from a beauty blogger as it gets, but when I find a product that works I stick with it and my It Cosmetics CC Cream is THE BEST.  I have been using it for over 3 years and it helps so much to not only make my skin look a million times better but to cover my hyperpigmentation/melasma.
And today you can get TWO tubes for the price of 1, plus a free makeup brush.

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