TheSarcasticBlonde, Author at The Sarcastic Blonde

:: Favorite Winter Outfit ::

January 31, 2019

Sorry not sorry for no Coffee Talk today.
(off the top of my head, Marge is going more and more insane on Jersey every week slash I am loving it, the people on Vanderpump Rules repulse me and I keep having to turn the volume to almost mute so that nurses can’t hear what is coming out of my computer when I watch it, and between my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen’s baby shower, the commercials for Feb 12 premiere of BH, and the trailer release of NY, Bravo is giving me LYFE this week).
People ask me what I spend all day doing in the hospital on bed rest and I really have no idea where the days go…….

fashion, gift guide, Holiday, Oufits

:: Wish List Wednesday : Valentine’s Day Inspired ::

January 30, 2019

I have some Valentine’s Day inspired finds this week!!

home, twins

:: Hostess Gift Ideas ::

January 29, 2019

A few weeks ago I asked for help with gift ideas for my baby shower hostesses and you all gave me a ton of incredible ideas!
I wanted to share what I ended up gifting them and the adorable stationary that I got for myself to write my thank you notes for baby gifts!

twins

:: Baby Updates ::

January 29, 2019

I hope you all had a great weekend!

You may have seen on instagram that I’ve been keeping some pregnancy secrets the past week and have been posting from bed rest at the hospital as opposed to my big comfy bed wedged in between my larger than life pregnancy pillow.
So I wanted to share some updates on the girls, who are still cozy in my tummy and doing great

twins

:: Pregnancy Post : Belly Oils ::

January 24, 2019

I swear, I have a First Trimester and Second Trimester post coming at some point….
but you know me…..
taking my sweet time…
BUT something I have been getting SO many questions about and messages about on instagram is Lotions and Oils and Creams for Stretch Marks! So I thought I’d share what I have been using and liked (and spoiler alert: 7 months in I have been lucky enough to not have a single stretch mark, so I like these products! now I’ve jinxed myself I’m sure…..)