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The Sarcastic Blonde

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home, home inspiration, house, Lifestyle

:: kitchen cabinet DIY ::

March 21, 2016

:: kitchen cabinet DIY ::
like I always say, just call me Martha! 

as I mentioned last week, we finally tackled a big DIY that we have put off for the year and a half we have owned our condo and painted the kitchen cabinets.
I had been hesitant, not only because of the amount of work, but because I was afraid they wouldn’t turn out well.  I also thought we had to use a sander to strip the finish off and I was dreading all of that dust.
When we were at Home Depot picking up paint samples for the walls, a customer was buying this DIY cabinet kit and raved about it.
The cost of the kit is a mere $65. We had to buy a couple brushes and things but the total cost of this renovation was definitely under $100 and was completely a sweat and hard work cost and basically no money.  

I can’t believe for the amount of money how great the finished product looks.
I only wish we did it sooner! 
but it definitely was A LOT of work.  my knees would have bruises from kneeling and painting so often.  

I knew the project would be a lot of hard work and take time, but I did greatly underestimate it.  Taking all of the cabinet doors off, removing all of the hardware, tempting out cabinets, taping off everything with the blue tape – just the prep to start took time.
tips : Draw a picture of the kitchen and label all doors and drawers with a number.  Mark each door with that number on a piece of blue painters tape and keep it taped to the floor in front of the cabinet while you paint it – otherwise, who knows what went where.
Then, there is a three step process for the cabinets 
1. The de-glazer to strip any finish off of them and get them ready – this part took a lot of elbow grease and was the worst part of all of it.  Hated it.
2. Three coats of the base paint.  Which when you have to do each side of a cabinet door and wait hours for it to dry before you can flip it to the other side adds up.
3. A coat of protective top coat to seal it all.

We had cabinets downstairs in the basement living area and upstairs in the guest bedroom.
Those of you with a garage or actual extra space – it’ll be much easier! 

Living in the city, garages and space to put everything and do the painting is nonexistent.  

please ignore any “styling”, as in, no styling.  we have been moving things from one place to another for projects and there is crap all over the place at the moment 🙂 
 :: BEFORE :: 

:: DURING :: 
:: AFTER :: 

It’s made such a change – it’s so much brighter and feels so much bigger.
and looks so much prettier too of course! 

Next up, painting the kitchen and living room.


who knew finding a basic grey or neutral or beige or whatever color was so impossible (oh wait, I did, because I’ve read about it on blogs for years.  and newsflash : they are correct.) 





come back tomorrow where I’ll tell you about sitting next to James from Vanderpump Rules at dinner on Saturday and NOT GETTING A PICTURE WITH HIM BECAUSE I SUCK.


that’s pretty much the whole story, but come back tomorrow anyway…….. 







by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: makeover monday : master bedroom ::

February 22, 2016

:: makeover monday : master bedroom ::
I finally finished the makeover of our master bed and couldn’t be happier.

I loved our Crane + Canopy bedding from the start – silky smooth, with amazing little details like a zipper closure instead of the annoying buttons and ties to keep the duvet in place.  But I needed to find some little details to really complete the look.
(or as my husband would say, I needed to find more giant pillows that we do not sleep on and small pillows that serve no use except to fill our floor at night. yep. preach)

here was the bed before, with just the new sheets, headboard, and mattress. 

To switch things up, I switched the duvet to the printed side.  I have been flipping it back and forth every month or so, so that way it’s like a constant new look. 

I added three large navy euro shams, and had been searching and searching for something with a pop of red when I came across the Cuddles Please pillow.  We also have the Chicago skyline picture above the headboard from Minted that I love. 

Crane and Canopy Page Blue Bedding c/o
Cuddles Please Pillow (now 40% off!)
Navy Euroshams (steal of the century) 
Minted Chicago Print  c/o
One Kings Lane Headboard  (63% off!)

more pics below! 








thank you to crane and canopy for the beautiful bedding that I absolutely love! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: bedroom updates ::

November 17, 2015

:: bedroom updates ::
:: master bedroom updates :: 

there are two new additions in the casa, one small and one large. 
we have a new pop of blue with the throw pillow from Crane & Canopy. 
when I got the e-mail alert that it back in stock, I jumped online to order it.  
Now, I need to find something NOT BLUE pillow wise to use but I keep going back and forth and back and forth and can’t make up my mind.  I want two square/euro square sizes, but what color?? or print?? 
because at the moment I’m most likely to just throw some of a tried a true favorite on there: 

monograms for days. 

 send ideas please and help a sister out!!! 
and the BIG addition that I had no problem deciding on is…….
 our beautiful new artwork from Minted above our bed! 

I was like “I’m gonna get something fun and colorful and spice up the bedroom and….. YEAH”
and then I was like “Oh my goodness the most neutral, subtle photo of Chicago I’ve ever seen and it matches our neutrals in our bedroom perfectly I’M SO BORING AND I LOVE IT”
I knew when I saw the skyline at sunset that I had to have it!
For the frame, I went with the ‘whitewashed french farmhouse’ and I love it.  The frame is so beautiful and all of it perfectly complements our bedroom wall color.



This was the color of our walls when we moved in, but we love the color.

We found extra samples in the laundry room and have identified it as Sherwin Williams Lazy Grey.  I highly recommend it; it’s beautiful at night and with lots of sunlight. 


Kip is like “soooo does somebody need photography lessons for Christmas?”



Hey! You try taking a picture in the daylight without getting any reflections of your TV or your fan or your bed-head self with the camera standing on the bed or anything! 
Besides, maybe people think my awful pictures are great… don’t people love reading blogs with amateur photos?? ….. I jest, I am awful and yes get me photography lessons 🙂 
Thank you to Minted for the beautiful print! 
as always, all thoughts and opinions are my own. 
We used them for our Christmas cards last year, and will be doing the same again this year. Their customer service and quality is top notch! 








by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: home updates : master bedroom ::

October 12, 2015

:: home updates : master bedroom ::

some bedroom inspiration pictures from my pinterest

we have had some exciting home updates since returning home from Italy.
you may remember when I shared about how our mattress was long overdue for a an upgrade; I was basically sinking in to the middle of the mattress and could feel the springs in my back.  We’d wake up with back pain, it was a nightmare! 
so kipper finally agreed (finally. seriously. I gave an ultimatum) we needed a new mattress and that we might as well upgrade to a King size bed and I was SO EXCITED.
thanks to all of you, we learned about Tuft + Needle for affordable mattresses.
the king size is only $750, free shipping, comes vacuum sealed in a box, 100 day money back guarantee if you don’t like it.
we figured we might as well give it a shot and WE ARE OBSESSED.
even when sleeping on the floor for a few nights, it was our best night sleep in weeks if not months! 

we have talked about our mattress every day since we got it about a week and a half ago. 
we literally talk about the mattress like its our newborn child;  it’s really sick, but thats how in love we are with it.  
with a new mattress, we of course needed new everything else – bed frame, headboard, bedding, duvet, EVERYTHING.  even though we saved with the mattress, everything else was really adding up! 
luck was on my side, because right when we were ordering the mattress Michelle from Crane & Canopy reached out about their incredible bedding.
I had already fallen in love with their bedding (every time I pinned a bedroom to my inspiration board it seemed the bedding was theirs!) but we didn’t want to get new bedding until we finally got the new bed.  
There were so many styles that I loved and had a hard time deciding, but I was so excited to receive their beautiful Page Blue bedding.

I love the look of all white bedding, like we had prior, but I wanted something with some navy blue in it.  The Page Blue was a perfect fit because it is reversible, all white on one side, and a beautiful small navy print on the other side.
From the moment it arrived, I was in love.
The packaging was adorable, with a sachet of lavender for a soothing night sleep. I could smell lavender coming from the inside of the box before it was even fully open! 
It has completely refreshed the look of our bedroom – it is so crisp and clean and the pops of blue are beautiful.
 I like to use hydrangea to distract from my poor photography 🙂 
is it working ???? ………. 
 The fabric feels extremely luxurious, and the little details – like hidden zipper closures and corner ties show the attention to detail and the amazing quality. (The zippers were amazing, I couldn’t believe how quick and easy it was to get the duvet cover inside!)
 All of the quality but with an affordable cost! 
Our first few nights we were sleeping on the floor while we waited for the boxsprings and bed frame, and then this weekend our headboard arrived way earlier than expected from One Kings Lane! 
 I love that with the Page Blue duvet we can do all white, all navy, or a combo of both to constantly change up the look of the room.  3 looks for the price of 1! 

{One Kings Lane Headboard}

I snapped these pics, but keep in mind there clearly is no styling or anything at all.  Our art that was above the bed no longer works, so we need to find something to put above the bed, get some knick knacks for the nightstands, and I want to get a navy throw pillow and some Euro shams still too! 
Updates to come soon! 

Crane and Canopy has so many incredible designs.  A few of my other favorites are below. 
{ linden coral border } 

{ scallop sheet sets } 

{ moroccan blue border } 

{ ellis coral } 

Thank you so much to Crane & Canopy for the wonderful bedding; it has made our new bedroom so much more homey and beautiful immediately!
 I can’t wait to style the room with art and accessories and share updates soon! 



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: home updates ::

June 9, 2015

:: home updates ::
I have two tiny little home updates for you today! 

For my birthday, my mom sent me these ginger jar prints from Ballard Designs and I love them! 
They were the perfect thing to hang on our wall next to the television…. it has been sitting empty for months because we didnt have anything currently that I wanted to hang there. 
kip fought real hard for his picture of the lady at the bar from bed bath and beyond that HAD to hang in our kitchen/living room at our old place front and center for all to see.
said lady is down in the basement closet where she belongs in this house…… whooooops.  to be fair half of my old pictures I’ve had since I was 22 from bed bath and beyond are there too.  


also,  you may have noticed from my outfit pictures yesterday that I started working on the gallery wall in our second bedroom. 
I have more things to add (and need to find prints that are horizontal instead of vertical! everything I found and liked was vertical!) but it definitely brightened up the space and helps distract from all my clothes I tried on the night before being all over the bed.


the top 3 prints are from history in high heels etsy shop.
she also has an adorable blog by the same name and is currently living abroad in Florence and traveling all over Italy so I have been stalking her instagram! 
the lower left print is just a postcard from kate spade with the quote “escape the ordinary”  that I framed.   I just got a pink one with another cute quote that I want to frame next.




by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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guest room + hopeful gallery wall.

February 10, 2015

guest room + hopeful gallery wall.
via
  
today I’m sharing a small home update + dual purpose/small space solution. 
and a very simple + small DIY even morons like me can do 
the guest room is serving multiple purposes at the moment. 
guest room, but also the closet where all of my clothes are, another TV in case the one in the master bedroom is too far away (DUH), and where I end up doing my make-up and everything because our bathroom is tiny. 
I wanted to get a large nightstand but have it serve multiple purposes. 
the other side of the bed is super narrow so just a tiny nightstand over there. 
you’ll note the baby blue walls, this was the previous owners little boys room. 
 I ended up settling on a vanity/desk that I found on Wayfair. 
I couldn’t have been more pleased – it arrived so fast, was on super sale, and was exactly what it appeared to be online. 
It serves as a nightstand for guests, opens up and has a mirror and area for my make-up for when I am getting ready, and most important, it’s another place to throw ma-crap when I come home at night.
I love my jumbo size gold perfume bottle from z gallerie.  
The vanity came almost entirely assembled; all I had to do was screw the legs in.
thank the Lord…. I’ve had some nightmarish Ikea assemblies in my day. 
Plus it came with a hideous zebra stool, so I didn’t have to spend money on a chair or bring one of our dining chairs upstairs.
Instead I just recovered it with the same fabric we covered our footstools in our bedroom in.  
one downfall of it not being a real chair….. less places to throw my clothes. 
who doesn’t love changing 27 times and having a chair to toss everything on?
if I could have the chair look like this it would be a dream, but for free, who cares.  
 

I know there’s not a whole lot going on, and clearly no styling, but thought I’d share! 
The plan is to do a gallery wall in the area above the desk/nightstand/vanity.
 check out my sweet graphic I made below to you can wrap your minds around my beautiful vision. 
headboard is from west elm, duvet from macy’s, pillows from pottery barn 
I meaannnnnn my graphics are just killer. 
I have already ordered a couple of prints, so hopefully it’s a project on my short to-do-list that’ll be done very soon! 
as in, hopefully it won’t be like everything else on my to do list and take 7x longer than I intend for it to. 
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