lusts for the week…….
so maybe a wee bit skanky risqué…. but sometimes ya gotta dress like a skank I love it.
comes in white too.
lust list
28.
celebrations call for monogrammed desserts.
yet no one gave these to me ….. WTF? worst birthday ever.
I turned 28 this weekend.
I’m already showing my age and fell asleep for a nap on both saturday and sunday.
I don’t nap……ever.
ugh…. late twenties are already killing me.
me today:
I posted a few pics on instagram, but I got nothin’ for ya today,
because I’m old and tired.
so…. yeah…..
k. bye.
coffee talk
discuss amongst ya-selves…..
The Southern Charm finale confirmed what we had figured out the last few weeks…. that Thomas and 30 years younger Kathryn had a baby together.
I mean…….
I just can’t.
I’ll hold off on any commentary until the REUNION EPISODE!!!!!
My Boyfriend Andy Cohen announced on WWHL they are filming a reunion this week,
and what you probably didn’t hear was that he was doing it as a birthday present to me 🙂
he’s so good to me.
more exciting: Cameran’s wedding! I love that she didn’t have any part of this aired on the show…. makes her even more lovable than she already is and proves she really is the only sane one on the show.
she’s so naturally gorgeous I can’t stand it.
RHOA:
Porscha’s Boobs are a prime example of why people with no brain cells should not be allowed to pick out their cup size or be trusted to understand a proper quantity of CC’s.
I’m all for pumping ’em up, but seriously, what is the point when they turn out like this?
I love how Porscha is the one that goes nuts and attacks Kenya…
….and not one of them goes to Kenya. They all go soothe Porscha.
If that doesn’t say something about Kenya, I don’t what does. They hate her so much.
preach!
Part one of the reunion was lovely…. so much better than Beverly Hills already.
p.s. I want to be famous just so I can have a man carry me around everywhere like Porscha had. that would be the life.
Lilo…… I watched ALL of the episodes on Sunday. Lilo Overload.
you are a pathological liar. it is crazy.
yes, i think you are an insanely talented actress.
however, you are also just plain insane.
if you want your career to start back up and people to trust you, then don’t cancel or not show up for everything you have booked on EVERY episode of the show!!!!
ummmmmm yep. pretty much.
‘cuz it is.
ugh her mom makes me sick though.
poor girl didn’t stand a chance with those two as parents.
and PS…. this new magazine article…
if this is true, I am flabbergasted all over again.
pps. the best part of the whole season STILL was hearing the Elle Indonesia girl say “like” every other word….. it was just mind boggling. and nauseating because that is clearly how our language is perceived.
Speaking of Lilo……
Rumor Willis’s face is turning into Lindsays…. she looks just like her?
She also looks like a street walker.
like… what is that cut out? I can’t even comprehend.
Tori Spelling needs a SNAP OUT IT moment.
Let’s see…..
doing a reality TV show about your husbands affair and the cheating and their marriage?
UMMMMMM…….. NO.
Homegirl is insane from lack of fried food.
THIS article has me thinking the whole thing may be fake…….
but I do think it’s true that he cheated.
I can’t feel sorry for her though, because she was the other woman first.
If he’ll cheat WITH you, he’ll cheat ON you.
Come on Tori.
jackhole of the week:
because she just always is….
the scenes where her ghostwriter asks lindsay questions about her childhood and her mom tries to answer all of them for her as if it wasn’t that bad….
UM. THE JIG IS UP DINA.
a leeeeettle late to try to act like you had a healthy, happy home to raise kids in.
I guess Dina Lohan can be our Jackhole of the Week this week….
I guess Dina Lohan can be our Jackhole of the Week this week….
wedding wednesday
I somehow became sick as a dog in the last 24 hours, and am passing out to the soothing sounds of Housewives in my ears. so this will be a short post.
I’ll share the whole invite later, but for now, here is the stamp on our outer envelope for our wedding invitations.
Isn’t it the cutest stamp ever?
My initials with a white dress and his initials with the black bow tie.
Who knew a stamp could make a girl so happy?
an example of nine million things I put thought into that no one else notices I’m sure 🙂
I’ve seen on several wedding blogs and on pinterest pics of girls holding their bottle of perfume in a wedding photo
image via
and I’ve read that it’s nice to wear a different perfume for your wedding/honeymoon to associate with the time.
I ran out of my Marc Jacobs, and got a free sample of this Tory Burch and I am crazy in love with it.
I will definitely be making this my new scent.
I was planning on wearing my sisters wedding earrings, but when I had my first fitting I realized they didn’t go with the dress. ugh. So now I am in search of large studs of some kind — large enough that you can see them on each ear from head on and they balance my face out (if that size makes sense….. I swear my head isn’t as large as that sentence makes it seem)
anyone know any good online sites to look for bridal earrings? it seems most are dangly and finding large studs with just diamonds or pearls has been tricky.
you all know my style by now….
ya know…. subtle….. classy….
so if you know anywhere let me know 🙂
Tone It Up Tuesday
Does anyone have any batsh*t crazy health habits they’ve tried lately? Because I do!
has anyone done the oil pulling…. I’m scared…. it just sounds so nasty…..
I’ve been starting the day with an apple cider vinegar shot.
This originated from a morning drink from the Tone It Up Nutrition plan
(which I seriously love and think is completely worth it)
I didn’t think the drink tasted all that amazing, but I knew the main point was the apple cider vinegar and then adding in cinnamon or other items that help increase metabolism.
I just take shot of apple cider vinegar now, and sip pineapple juice before and after.
Sure, it doesn’t taste amazing, but neither do real shots and I have had lots of practice with putting ’em back over the years.
me. every morning.
I swear – my stomach is growling at least two hours earlier than it ever did, which I think means it really is increasing my metabolism.
Also, it takes 10 seconds and makes me feel like I just accomplished something before I leave for work.
In addition to the Tone It Up workouts and the random Tracy Anderson clips from youtube,
this week I incorporated new Tracy Anderson workouts and I learned a whole new meaning of the word hate.
I mean seriously. She is horrible, yet she is amazing. In four days I felt like a new person.
I have yet to come even close to finishing this cardio workout, but I feel OK quitting early because I am sweating my ass off and gasping and coughing
at the end of the cardio she says, all positive and not winded at all, “and if this has gotten too easy for you, repeat this routine twice!!!”
seriously bitch????
I almost broke my computer because I slammed her face shut so fast.
I hear ya gwynnie. she is evil.
when I can’t bear the thought of hearing Tracy’s voice without screaming bloody murder
aka every other day
I may do a Tone It Up video because they are so nice and happy and smiley and are on the beach.
then I end the day with a cup of green tea for the same reasons as the apple cider vinegar.
I feel like it works without really doing much…. I watch My Boyfriend Andy Cohen and feel like I’m getting all healthy at the same time.
If I can’t drink alcohol every time he says the word of the night, I might as well drink something.
sooooo I am banking on apple cider vinegar and green tea being the keys to my health 🙂
weekend randoms
hope you all had a great weekend 🙂
I’ll kick today off with some monogram monday goodies.
My friend gave me these monogrammed tervis tumblr’s and I am OBSESSED with them.
also in love with the hydrangea I got as a shower gift.
and as an early birthday present I was given this adorable throw yesterday.
one of my best friends had her bridal shower and it was absolutely gorgeous.
we went to an early birthday dinner at las tablas, and oh my lord it was amazing.
if you haven’t been, I highly suggest it!
It was as amazing as Tango Sur, possibly better!
I wore one of my favorite JMcLaughlin dresses. It is the most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn.
I’m also obsessed with this dress of theirs.
also on heavy rotation lately,
this striped top from j.crew
this bb dakota wrap
Easter was amazing with perfect weather and sunshine.
oh, and I took the below photo down off instagram because people were commenting that I was “ruining things” for people who aren’t caught up on the show…..
um. i watch more tv than anyone, why would I do that?
to them I say:
but anyways,
all I was saying about Scandal was this:
SERIOUSLY look at that phone???
you’ve got to be kidding me. yeah right.
I also watched the Lindsay marathon practically all day yesterday after we got home from our Easter activities….. she was very appropriate for the holiest day of the year.
someone explain something to me:
The whole episode with the Elle Indonesia shoot…..
the editor that was there from Indonesia spoke English as her second language for all of the interviews. Every other word out of her mouth was “like”.
when you learn something as a second language how does this happen? I am so confused. It also was annoying as freaking hell — every other word out of her mouth was “like”.
someone explain something to me:
The whole episode with the Elle Indonesia shoot…..
the editor that was there from Indonesia spoke English as her second language for all of the interviews. Every other word out of her mouth was “like”.
when you learn something as a second language how does this happen? I am so confused. It also was annoying as freaking hell — every other word out of her mouth was “like”.
and I did a delayed coffee talk friday in case you missed it!
xoxo