The Sarcastic Blonde

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friday randoms, Lifestyle

I’m-a-lookin’….. and I’m-a-likin’

I’m still trying to recover from the incredible wedding weekend

i meannnnnnn beauty queen.  happiest couple alive. 

more pics on instagram


so here are some things I’m liking lately…… 


YOU!
 if you knew exactly how to read “i’m a lookin’ and I’m a likin'” when you read the title of this post 




my bride biff wore a gorgeous white pleated dress for her rehearsal dinner



and now I’m loving it so much I want something similar



this dress comes in 10+ colors and looks gorgeous 

this gif
because I LOVED THESE THINGS!!!!! 

this bedroom
gimme that bedding right now. 

this “apple pie” smoothie is next on my list – possibly for breakfast tomorrow AM.

almonds, apple, banana, greek yogurt, cinnamon, milk 

I am ordering myself this tank top ASAP.
for real.  I need it. and they have hundreds of other funny tops on the site.
plus, I’ll totally make so many friends if I wear it out, right!? 


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friday favorites

this just makes me so happy. 
and she has been killing it with her red carpet dresses – goodness she is gorgeous. 

I need a pair of winter snow boots other than my rain boots (my toes are completely frozen in those things) but aren’t sure the Sorel furry boots thing is really for me.
LL Bean has some cute options 

{boots}

we made spaghetti squash last weekend and I am hooked.
it was even better the next day for leftovers – tasted almost identical to pasta.
lies….but for healthy purposes it was freakin’ delicious.
these two recipes are on my must-make list for the coming weeks: 

this quote is so, so true and something I always need to keep in mind. 
this is such a cute DIY valentine’s idea

and I know I missed Coffee Talk this week, 
but I broke my television throwing the remote at Carlton.
I’ve reached my limit.  I don’t think I can watch her anymore. 
I’m ready for NYC housewives to start so I can find out how the fake leg in the middle of the room situation happens.  
Because I guarantee you it is AMAZING.
Enough nasty-sex-stuff, bring on some pure crazy Bravo! 


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the more you know……

Remember the “the more you know….” NBC commercials from childhood?
who am I kidding? of course you do!
well…. I literally thought I was losing my mind when I saw this one.
It came on during an SNL commercial break and I thought it was an SNL parody.



I started cracking up after the giant $%&#(@&$*^$@, and then realized it was a legit commercial.

apparently America’s youth is a bunch of *&#*($&(# and these are the educational commercials they air now. 

the more you know……


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